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Badass J Elkann

It's time to go!!
Feb 12, 2006
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Arif said:
Coppa Italia changes to "INTERnazionale Coppa Italia"


Today, the Italian FA decided to change the name of the Coppa Italia tournament to "INTERnazionale Coppa Italia" in honour of FC Inter.

'The FIGC board decided to change the name of the competition to something that has to do with Inter, because it suits them very much.' - said the spokesman of the Italian FA.

'The board thought that the winning of Coppa Italia in the past two years after almost 15 years of trophy cabinnet emptiness, deserves this honour.' - continued the spokesman.

Inter patron Massimo Moratti declared himself very happy about this event.

'We deserved this. Coppa Italia is designed for us to win it. As we can't win any other title, we deserve at least to win an official tournament.'

Mancini also expressed his emotions.

'It's an important day for all Inter fans worldwide, and especially for me. Coppa Italia is my best achievement. I feel like the best coach in the world already.'

'I might even make an appeal to name it after me, as noone before has won it more than me.' - he joked.

Tomorrow, Inter fans all over Italy will gather in the center of Milan to celebrate.

to add to that last bit - where badass devil will start his crusade by massacring those poor bastards, just like their mothers was there at their begining, so badass devil will be there at their ends
 

Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
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Dec 16, 2003
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Arif said:
I knew you Interistas were idiots, but I never would've believed youre such big idiots. I quoted a question made to you about Rossi's job in Telecom Italia, and you end up telling why was De Sanctis banned? Ohh, anyway, I wouldnt expect better from you. Now get the hell out of here.
:applauded:

Great avatar btw.
 

sateeh

Day Walker
Jul 28, 2003
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Javier_Zanetti said:
We shadowed De Sanctis, who turned out to be a corrupted ref..BIG FARKIN DEAL. It's a reason to be proud.

Massimo De Sanctis - the same referee who mysteriously anulled a goal scored by Cannavaro for Parma at Delle Alpi back in 2000.. I can recall the protests led by the Laziale infront of FIGC..

that corrupt piece of shit got suspended for four and a half years thanks to the efforts of CSI Inter, don't you dare mess with us.

Or we'll send you to B.

Or did we ? heh.. :p
what about tailing Vieri and Capello? those were corrupted too :disagree:
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
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sateeh said:
what about tailing Vieri and Capello? those were corrupted too :disagree:
And investigating Del Piero and Totti.

Ain't it sad. They try so hard every year. They put all they've got in their team and they fuck up every goddamn time. And now they finally managed to do what they always dreamt of, sending Juventus down to Serie B, they're starting to realise the scudetto will be worthless this season.

Inter's like one of those stupid moralistic cartoons :D.
 

Badass J Elkann

It's time to go!!
Feb 12, 2006
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Seven said:
And investigating Del Piero and Totti.

Ain't it sad. They try so hard every year. They put all they've got in their team and they fuck up every goddamn time. And now they finally managed to do what they always dreamt of, sending Juventus down to Serie B, they're starting to realise the scudetto will be worthless this season.

Inter's like one of those stupid moralistic cartoons :D.
well no club in serie A will recognise them as worthy champions however u look at it

what spaletti said yesturday just confirms it
 

sateeh

Day Walker
Jul 28, 2003
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Seven said:
And investigating Del Piero and Totti.

Ain't it sad. They try so hard every year. They put all they've got in their team and they fuck up every goddamn time. And now they finally managed to do what they always dreamt of, sending Juventus down to Serie B, they're starting to realise the scudetto will be worthless this season.

Inter's like one of those stupid moralistic cartoons :D.
exactly, i told him before to forget about this season as its worth nothing with the minimal competition they have.

I guess its just my fault for trying to get on with a rational discussion with this guy
 

Marc

Softcore Juventino
Jul 14, 2006
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BFC82 and Javier_Zanetti,

Read this:

Italian soap opera still isn't finished

Did Inter set up
corruption probe?


After the scandal to end all scandals and a World Cup victory, one presumed Italian soccer might coast into the end of 2006. But Europe's most soccer-obsessed nation continues to throw up more fantastic storylines than a Jose Mourinho press conference.

First, the endless soap opera surrounding calciopoli (soccer corruption) is over. Almost. After six months, one verdict and two appeals, Italy's top sports body handed down its final judgment this past weekend. Juventus, the team at the heart of the match-fixing cabal, has seen its punishment go from disastrous (relegation and a 30-point deduction) to dicey (relegation and a 17-point deduction) to doable (relegation and a nine-point deduction). Eight games in and without a defeat, the bianconeri look like a lock to return to Serie A next season. The other malfeasants — Milan, Fiorentina, Lazio and Reggina — have also seen their punishments substantially reduced.

One last, delicious wrinkle was provided in the days before the final decision. The bulk of the evidence used to indict all the main offenders was an extensive catalogue of phone wiretaps obtained by police during an unrelated criminal investigation connected to Juventus officials. At least, that's what we thought.

In fact, many of the wiretaps may have been provided by the phone company, Telecom Italia. For reasons that are obscure, Telecom Italia began taping some of the scandal's key players months before the police became involved. If you're a conspiracy minded sort, you'll be shocked — shocked! — to learn that Telecom Italia is a part owner of Inter Milan football club. Also, Inter hired a private eye to tail referee Massimo De Sanctis, later tapped as one of the scandal's main figures.

This has Juventus fans howling that the whole thing was a set-up designed by Inter. There will be yet another inquiry, but Italian officials have wisely declared that the statute of limitations on any alleged wrongdoing by Inter has now passed.

The one plain fact is that Inter was the singular beneficiary of the entire mess. Their top competition was hobbled. They feasted on the priced-to-clear remains of less fortunate clubs. Most pundits ceded the scudetto to them before a ball was kicked.

Hometown rivals Milan, penalized eight points, cockily assured fans they could wipe out the difference. "Win two derbies and we're almost back level," Milan's Kaka computed. After some astute off-season moves, Roma also looked strong enough to challenge.

But Inter's been put under real pressure by the giant killers from Palermo. The rosanero (pink-blacks) have never won Serie A. No Sicilian team has. But Palermo currently share the league lead with Inter and look to be gaining confidence with each match. Two weeks ago, they beat Milan at the San Siro for the first time in their history. Last weekend, they swept past Fiorentina in a 3-2 thriller.

The southerners' surprising run has been sparked by unheralded Brazilian Amauri. The 26-year-old forward was involved in all three goals against Fiorentina. After four quiet seasons at Chievo Verona, Amauri was scooped by Palermo this summer.

With the uncapped Brazilian due to receive an Italian passport in a few months time, the two soccer powers have begun jostling for his services. So far, Amauri's doing the smart thing — concentrating on scoring goals. He won't say what he plans.

The only low note being sounded in Italy right now is attendance. Serie A stadiums are drawing, on average, less than 20,000 fans to a game. Stands have not been so empty in nearly 40 years.

There are several theories for the drop-off: continued disillusionment after the scandal, a World Cup hangover, the growing influence of hooligans. Maybe the truth is that fans have realized that while they're stuck in a soccer stadium, another jaw-dropping soccer story is being broken in the papers or on TV.

TheStar.com
 
Jun 18, 2005
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You lot are yet to answer any of my questions regarding Moggi or your BOD's resignation or Zaccone's admission...

Look what Boniperti (you do knwo him I guess..) said to La Stampa back in October, and learn from a proper legend you bunch of blind losers

"The less we speak about the past the better"

But of course, you're all better informed than those losers huh :D

rotfl
 
Jul 2, 2006
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Javier_Zanetti said:
You lot are yet to answer any of my questions regarding Moggi or your BOD's resignation or Zaccone's admission...

Look what Boniperti (you do knwo him I guess..) said to La Stampa back in October, and learn from a proper legend you bunch of blind losers

"The less we speak about the past the better"

But of course, you're all better informed than those losers huh :D

rotfl
hey why your ''warning'' is deleted????
 
Jun 18, 2005
456
sateeh said:
season as its worth nothing
Worth more than each and every season you had Moggi at the helm.

Don't forget that prior to Moggi you went on for a decade without winning a Scudetto..

he arrives and bam - you get back to winning ways.

Please, spare me the bullshit about the Agnellis not knowing anything about Moggi's "past" - with Roma, Napoli and Torino.

You knew exactly who you were hiring. A shady fuck

what spaletti said yesturday just confirms it
Spalletti, ah, the loser we beat every time.. :D
 
Jun 18, 2005
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Assuming Moggi is the innocent angel he truly is..

assuming he never broke any rules, assuming he's a law abiding citizen

Why in tarnation wasn't he invited to juve's 109th birthday party ? come on answer that.

I tell you why

because everyone in the world but you blind lot (blinded by love i guess) know for sure that he's a corrupt piece of shit, including your new management.
 
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