The Official Juventuz Footballer Groupies Award 2011 (21 Viewers)

[Byrone]

I feel so left out not being mentioned for the Buffon and Chiellini Groupie Awards nominations.

Was looking at post counts in each players thread. Post more, bitch!

Jesus, B you must have been really bored today, has wanking lost it's appeal?

Not really but there has been a severe lack of fapping material as of late. How about you post one of your metro sexual pics for me to combat the boredom?

 

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[Luca]

Not really but there has been a severe lack of fapping material as of late. How about you post one of your metro sexual pics for me to combat the boredom?

So you are really bored then?
I think nicks your man for that although I think I have a Dusan/nick-esque photo that a girl took of me (except I'm not hench like Dusan or pulling a weird face like nick) In fact the only similarity is that you can see my bare shoulders.

 

[Klin]

Was looking at post counts in each players thread. Post more, bitch!

Quality > Quantity.

 

[Byrone]

So you are really bored then?
I think nicks your man for that although I think I have a Dusan/nick-esque photo that a girl took of me (except I'm not hench like Dusan or pulling a weird face like nick) In fact the only similarity is that you can see my bare shoulders.

Little bit, i was sitting at my lawyers office with the laptop.

As for the pic, post it, we haven't had any action in ages.

Quality > Quantity.

So that's how you justify only getting laid once in 5 yrs?

 

[Klin]

So that's how you justify only getting laid once in 5 yrs?

No. That's a lame example, although I would still prefer to have sex with Tori Black once in every 5 years than having sex everyday with Lady Gaga.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ling Hao Gook (SingJuveSing) should be under Delpie as well.

 

[Byrone]

No. That's a lame example, although I would still prefer to have sex with Tori Black once in every 5 years than having sex everyday with Lady Gaga.

Terrible move, Tori Black doesn't earn 1/8 of what Lady Gaga earns & if you're in the position to have sex with her everyday, you could easily convince her to spice up the sex & bring in one of her many groupies.

Now take Tori Black once every 5 yrs with her groupies & your anus will never be the same.

 

[Klin]

Terrible move, Tori Black doesn't earn 1/8 of what Lady Gaga earns & if you're in the position to have sex with her everyday, you could easily convince her to spice up the sex & bring in one of her many groupies.

Now take Tori Black once every 5 yrs with her groupies & your anus will never be the same.

I'm not even sure what I'll find under Gaga's panties.

 

[Alen]

Zlatan has a few fanboys in this forum, including me, Alen and Rab.

Zlatan has more obsessed and crazy fans here than any other player except Del Piero.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Thanks a lot for excluding me from Trezeguet's list!

 

[Fake Melo]

Thanks a lot for excluding me from Trezeguet's list!

Ban them

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Del Piero - Rab

Trezeguet - Vlatko

Giovinco - Suns

Buffon - Third World Wonder

Amauri - Hustini

Krasic - Dusan

Marchisio - Ahmed

Melo - Fake Melo

Chiellini - Third World Wonder

 

[Ahmed]

alright, I won.

 

[Byrone]

I'm not even sure what I'll find under Gaga's panties.

Little Acorns.

Thanks a lot for excluding me from Trezeguet's list!

I totally forgot.

 

[Nicholas]

Where is Zarate and Lavezzi?

 

[Ahmed]

sorry, Juve players only.

I think Nico is a bigger fanboy of Krasic than Dusie.

 

[Fake Melo]

Where is Hamsik?

 

[Nicholas]

So you are really bored then?
I think nicks your man for that although I think I have a Dusan/nick-esque photo that a girl took of me (except I'm not hench like Dusan or pulling a weird face like nick) In fact the only similarity is that you can see my bare shoulders.

 

[Nicholas]

sorry, Juve players only.

I think Nico is a bigger fanboy of Krasic than Dusie.

No way. I think Doozy was campaigning for Krasic before he came. I jumped on the bandwagon that's all.

Where is Hamsik?

Asleep I think.

 

[Ahmed]

ah ok.

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