Kenneth Scholten appointed as the new Napoli SSC coach.
Goal.com
Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentis was pleased to announce this morning that Kenneth Scholten has been appointed as the new manager of Napoli.
Napoli President made the decision after previous coach Aushim ali Baba's poor run of results, things were so bad that his best result so far was a draw with Bayern Munich in which allegedly there was buttsecks involved.
The now former Napoli coach was also involved in controversy after allegations of a supposed row with Paolo Cannavaro, apparently the pair shared the same bed at some point, but things got so awkward that they weren't able to look at each other's eyes anymore.
Kenneth Scholten, formerly a delivery boy for Pizza Hut has expressed his delight at his new job, "coaching is like delivering a delicious fresh pizza, you can do it in many different ways but the ultimate aim is to delight the customer with your service, obviously you can taste the pizza before delivery and I will be definitely grabbing a slice of Cavani" he was quoted.
Things are about to get saucy in Naples.