The Official Even Stupider Than Mark's Transfer Rumours Thread (21 Viewers)

[Ken]

Why is this thread even here?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Lapa]

The news made it to Swedens biggest newspaper.

 

[Red]

Before the thread is closed, lets see why there is not a chance Juve to buy Zlatan this summer:

- Buffon is the highest earner with 5m eur a year. Zlatan earns 10m eur a year and he won't accept such a drastic pay-cut.
- His price will be ~35m eur. Combined with his wages, it's way too much for Juve.
- He wants to win the CL and play in CL. Juve won't play in CL until Zlatan's 30th birthday
- The fans hate him and being stupid as they are, they will make his stay in Juve a nightmare.
- He won't like to leave Barcelona after one season.
- Even if we just get him on loan (which is imo impossible) and just pay his wages (around 20m eur including taxes), that will be too much money in a season when we don't play in CL.

But apart from that....

Shall I close this thread or shall I make fun of Ibra the big nose?

I would keep this thread as a place to put all hilariously stupid transfer rumours.

 

[Ken]

I would keep this thread as a place to put all hilariously stupid transfer rumours.

What are all the other threads for then?

 

[Suns]

But apart from that....



I would keep this thread as a place to put all hilariously stupid transfer rumours.

Change the name then.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Alen knew all that but he had to open a thread for Ibra.

 

[Nicholas]

Ibrahimovic? next please.............

 

[Fred]

Forgetting all the financial reasons and Zlatan's age, his ambition and all those factors. Do you really think Zlatan isn't good enough for this Juve?

 

[Nicholas]

Forgetting all the financial reasons and Zlatan's age, his ambition and all those factors. Do you really think Zlatan isn't good enough for this Juve?

He's a genious and my favourite player when he was at Juve(Sorry Rab) but that chapters closed, Juventus does not need the Zlatans of this world because he's too good of a player for us, I'd rather we rebuild with younger players.

In all honesty if Zlatan was offered to us, I'd like to think we'd reject him.

 

[Fred]

He's a genious and my favourite player when he was at Juve(Sorry Rab) but that chapters closed, Juventus does not need the Zlatans of this world because he's too good of a player for us, I'd rather we rebuild with younger players.

In all honesty if Zlatan was offered to us, I'd like to think we'd reject him.

You can't afford him and the risk would not be worth all the money he/Barcelona are going to ask for even if you can afford him. Thats what i think anyway.

 

[Nicholas]

You can't afford him and the risk would not be worth all the money he/Barcelona are going to ask for even if you can afford him. Thats what i think anyway.

They'd want atleast 40 million I think. I'd rather we sign Dzeko for 30.

 

[Fred]

They'd want atleast 40 million I think. I'd rather we sign Dzeko for 30.

and he'd want a big ass salary too.

 

[Red]

And he'd want Juve to sign Pique.

 

[Firestarter]

and he'd want a big ass salary too.

Considerably less than Zlatan.

 

[Nicholas]

He's failed to show teams why they should invest him with his form at Barcelona either. You can go on and on but at the end of the day, Ibra had his chance to show he was one of the best and he did not.

 

[Salvatore]

You could enjoy Zlatan for Man City next year Nick (if they can make the CL?).

 

[X Æ A-12]

Say whatever but we can't afford him aside from all the problems the fans would cause.

 

[Hust]

You can have a player that is too good for Juventus?

 

[X Æ A-12]

And he'd want Juve to sign Pique.

 

[Fred]

You could enjoy Zlatan for Man City next year Nick (if they can make the CL?).

Was that sarcastic?