and then i couldn't find the bloody offshoot,worse still i was about to go on a date with the girl of my dreams,after some frantic searching i gave up and answered the door to my dream lady,to my horror she asked what was dangling from my ear.....shaking with fear that she would undestand what it was she grabbed it and put it in her hair,thinking it was hair gel...
no...wait...that was "there's something about Mary"