The Mod Thread ("because for some reason,you think we actually care") (37 Viewers)

[The Curr]

Lapa

Nah I was cool, beers and whiskey I'm fine with, but as soon as I have a couple of cans of Monster that's me chatting bollocks for hours.

The energy drink?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[swag]

An eternal paradise with at least 72 virgins per person?

What kind of smorgasbord of sex imposes limits like that?

 

[.zero]

What kind of smorgasbord of sex imposes limits like that?

The feds?

 

[swag]

Figures they'd want to tax any of us with more than 40 virgins.

 

[.zero]

1 percenters vs 5 percenters

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

Wouldn’t you rather turn those 72 virgins into your 72 of your own p0rn stars? Each one specializing in a particular skill?

Nah, spent time to teach 72 women how to properly fuck? no way

 

[.zero]

Nah, spent time to teach 72 women how to properly fuck? no way

You must learn patience

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

You must learn patience

How dare you say something like this to Juventus fan?

 

[.zero]

I've got quite a bit of guile built up

 

[swag]

You must learn patience

Fuck. Or fuck not. There is no try.

 

[Klin]

The consistency of our dear mods is great here.

 

[swag]

The consistency of our dear mods is great here.

I attribute that to our creamy texture.

 

[.zero]

Sticky?

 

[swag]

More umami like buttah.

 

[.zero]

Extraordinary

 

[JuveJay]

The energy drink?

Yeah.

 

[Kate]

How are you doing today, Jay?

 

[Hust]

Nah, spent time to teach 72 women how to properly fuck? no way

You'd have trouble with 1 let alone 72.

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Forza the mods.

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Hustini has left the chat.

 

[JuveJay]

How are you doing today, Jay?

Perfectly fine, thank you.

And yourself?

 

[Kate]

Perfectly fine, thank you.

And yourself?

Perfectly lovely