The 'Misquote the Person Above You' Thread (4 Viewers)

[River]

++ [ originally posted by God ] ++
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy and for hangover recovery.

 

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[River]

++ [ originally posted by Kurt Cobain] ++
America may be the land of the free, but there are definitely more
ignorant people there. Most of the population are semi-retarded

hehe

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick ] ++ The best things to come out of this city is cars, Vernors, and D12

 

[Amr]

++ [ originally posted by Andy Shevchenko ] ++ who da fcuk is d12?

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by King Totankhamen ] ++
I'm glad I have passed, so I don't have to listen to imbecile questions like this.

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Julius Caesar ] ++
Honey, I'll be right back. The guys want to have a quick meeting with me on the Senate Floor

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by the fool who turned down the role of Luke Skyywalker ] ++
Star Wars!?!?! What the hell is this "Star Wars" crap? I don't want to be caught dead in this movie. It won't go anywhere

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Dionysis ] ++
Thine cult of pleasure deems goodness by two-decimals, for I have wet dreams tonight.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Plato ] ++
Those who carry the stick in hand, will have forebearance on you, my good Dionysis.

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by the usher at Ford's Theater on the night of President Lincoln's assasination ] ++
So Mrs. Lincoln, all things considered, did you enjoy the play?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by Anonimus ] ++
love doesnt exist

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by the onlooker in the grassy knoll ] ++
yaaaay fireworks

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by J. Lo] ++
No, I'm not jealous that my ass gets more fan mail than I do

 

[Dan]

++ [ once admitted by Sergio ] ++
I kick little animals for sexual pleasure, and yes i am sexually fustrated.

 

[River]

++ [ originally posted by River ] ++
Im going to takeover the world and put all Juve fans in Octopus Prisons where the octopus guards will punish inmates with tenticle rape.

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by blackmint ] ++
Quick, my girlfriend is deflating. Anyone have any plastic sealant?

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by blackmint ] ++
You mean there's an Octopus Prison where they rape you with tenticles, River?? Oh yippee, I don't have to pay for tenticle sex anymore

 

[River]

++ [ originally posted by River ] ++
No there isnt. But when im in charge. Everything will be different.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Fred Weasley ] ++
I wish I was a big gay octopus

 

[Asma]