Cries can be heard from all the paddocks, pens and barns in the north of Scotland. More than 1000 sheep cut their veins, another thousand of them jumped off a cliff, hundreds hammerred a bullet into their skulls.
Yes,
Red was killed. Red, their protector. Red, their best friend, Red, their only lover.
The news reached Australia and New Zeland where another wave of suicidal sheep ended their lives prematurely.
“I met Red at one meadow. I just got out of long relationship and I was vulnerable. Red was there for me. His masculine body, his kilt, his beard…. It was like a dream. Those bushes hide our love story” said the sheep Dolly from Banchory, near Aberdeen.
“Red was a
gangster, but he always looked after us sheep” – noted Aerlene, a brunette sheep from Peterhead in Scotland.
The lynching mob was brutal. They all stabbed him exactly 154 times and they also seems to have added an extra touch of the sadistic, as he was forced to wear the shirt of his clubs' hated rival football team, Glasgow Rangers, and his own blood used to write out on the jersey: "Barry Ferguson raped me"
Outcome: With 4 votes Red has been lynched