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Alen

Ѕenior Аdmin
Apr 2, 2007
53,994
#1
15 000 posts

I wasn’t gonna do this. Hoori made me do it. :)

Well, when I joined this forum (with this account :D ) I had a 4 months old son that was keeping me awake during the nights and that was the time when I usually visited the forum at first . Now he’s 2 and a half and in some 3-5 days he will get himself a brother. With him and with you people from Juventuz, these +2 years have passed in a blink of an eye. Seriously.

I wrote 5-6 more sentences and I almost clicked on SUBMIT but it wasn’t fair towards you guys not to say at least a sentence for all of you.
I will only mention those who I like. So even though I’ll be honest and I will also write about some characteristics of yours that you don’t want to hear about and you don’t agree with, have in mind that I’m telling you this as a friend. After all, if you found yourself on the list that means that my general opinion about you is positive. :smile:
If I didn’t mention you then it’s either because you have less than 1000 posts or because I don’t know you well. Or because I don’t like you :D

I’ll go in “post count” order.

Andy – He’s the kind of guy you’d like to beat. Admit it, all of you. You all get from time to time the desire to beat the shit out of him. I do too. He’s an extremist, he’s got no problem to insult you and to kick you where it hurts the most. He’s arrogant, he’s stubborn.
Still, if I see you beating him I’ll probably jump into the fight but I’ll be on his side and we’ll be beating you.
Andy will make you laugh in the end, and you’ll have to forgive him, no matter what he does before. He’s hilariously crazy and he’s got a good sense of humor. One of my favorites, even though I disagree with him many times.

JCK – Another guy who’s disliked by many of you. And another guy with quite a big ego. I think he recieved more labels than anyone else here and for many of them you guys were actually right. He’s also easy on the trigger to get into a fight.
But what many of you don’t understand or simply don’t know is that even though Jack will give you an impression that it’s always about him, he will always be the first one to help all of you, if he’s in a position to do that. If you’re kind and ask something nicely, he’ll help you, he’ll be kind and nice to you. If you’re an asshole, he won’t be nice to you. So if you think he’s being cruel to you, ask yourselves where did you do or say something wrong. Oh, and he’s someone who maybe cares about this place more than all of you (or just the same as Martin and one or two more people). When the forum goes down and it’s back soon after, you should know that Jack made it go back. With so many normal members, mods and admins, it’s Jack who takes things into his own hands, sends sms’s or mails or whatever, just to make the forum work normally.
A guy I’d love to have as my friend in the everyday life outside the forum. He’s got social intelligence and he’s someone you can always count on.
He can be so mature today and such a child tomorrow. He’s young at heart and I so hope to be like that. Love you Jack. :)

Burke- I don’t know what to say that won’t be a cliché, because this guy is really someone who acts like a drunk clown but is more intelligent than most of us here and does it as a joke. The best jokes I heard here came from Burke. He’ll probably top the list of members with the best sense of humor. He’s someone I’d take with me for hunting women.

Rab- Oh, I love having those small fights with Rab. I know where to kick him, he knows where to kick me. We know our weaknesses. No matter how many times we start a fight, it always takes us a second to stop it. The guy who is in better mood will always be more mature to stop the fight or a potential fight with a joke. Sometimes it’s me, most of the times it’s Rab who’ll be the more mature one and stop a debate from developing into a fight. No matter how annoying you’ll find his bias, he’s a guy who won’t hurt a fly and is maybe the nicest guy in this forum.

Martin- This guy deserves a thread for himself where people can talk about him and him only. So much can be said about him, his opinions, view of life. I’ll just say that I learn so much from him.

Bes- For some reason this fatass who always treats the newbies like shit, accepted me since my first 10-20 posts in here. I could never explain this to myself but I’m grateful he didn’t make my start harder. Plus he’s an amazing guy, always ready for a joke, even on his account, which is what I always liked in people. I love you Besmir.

Swag- I want to be swag when I grow up :D. What? Is there something not to like about being wise, intelligent and have an unbelievable sense of humor?

Aaron- The most “normal” guy of the American trio. The only abnormal thing about him is his refusal to accept that Carragher sucks and he should retire asap.

Zlatan- I don’t really know this guy. He was active before my time. I just like him for some reason.

Dru- Uhhh, I actually don’t know what to say about him. I just realized that I don’t know him at all.

Snoop- This asshole for some reason thinks that I don’t like him which is as far from the truth as it gets. I have to admit, he’s the only one who makes me think twice before I reply to him. You just can’t know how will he take it. He’s one of the two people from juventuz I have on msn. I don’t dislike you, you ass. It’s the contrary actually.

Ze Tahir- Oh look, another asshole. Last week one member here asked me about the 5 people I like the most here and Ze was in top 5. But the idiot takes it against me that I like Seven, he thinks that Seven is my idol [ :lol: ] and even more, he thinks I like Seven because I think the same as Seven but I don’t have the guts to say that.
Apart from the “I like Seven” part Ze is wrong about everything else, but I won’t try to explain that to a Muslim.
Tahir is very intelligent young fellow. Way too normal and way too weird at the same time.

Dule- He’s a boy that everyone here loves. Maybe the only one in the forum. One of the rare invaluable members. Everyone’s little brother. We all love Dule.

Ahmed- Akkkhmed, you’re a terrorist. But I still love you and you know that.

Mark- Actually, Dule isn’t the only one. Here is another invaluable member that is loved by everyone. If he wasn’t Italien he’d have been perfect.

Seven- Ahhhh, Andries. What I don’t like about him is his modesty and his charisma that makes everyone love him and respect him. He’s a very simple guy that respects everyone’s believes. I also don’t like that he doesn’t have his own opinion. That makes him really boring.

Fred- And what a coincidence. Look who’s following after Seven. His best friend that shares a name (his real name) with Seven’s idol. Listen boy, I respect your beliefs, but get laid, don’t miss the fun.

Cronios- Cronios is not much younger than me but many times I end up treating him the way I treat my son. I love him so I’m not nice to him when I think that he’s wrong. A great friend of mine.

Mar.k.o – You my dear compatriot are one of the rare smart people here who know that Milan is by far the most disgusting football club in the world. Keep annoying people.

Bozi- I know, I know. I’m not spending as many nights with you as you expected. But you shouldn’t have stopped shaving your legs and your ass, and you shouldn’t have stopped wearing the kilt.

Red- You on the other hand, unlike Bozi, shave your legs and your ass and you keep wearing the kilt. But unfortunately you like the sheep more. :cry: Together with Dominic, the guys who write the best posts here. Wish I knew you in real life too.

Salman- We’re fellow mods for a long time now and I still don’t know you well.I know that you have a whicked sense of humor and you don’t leave space after the sentence.That’s what makes you special.

Vlatko- Što dobiješ kad križaš crnca i hobotnicu?
- Nemam pojma, ali jebeno dobro bere pamuk

Badass Devil- What? So you don’t think that the forum is much more interesting when he’s around? He might not be the brightest fellow around and he’s too crazy, but he gives a new dimension to this forum’s life, and you have to give it to him.

Arif- You have a big minus for not being active enough.

Rebel- You made me dislike Israel. I hate hating on a country. I hate you for that :( My best wishes for you and your people.

Dominic- And so we come to the member whose posts I enjoy reading the most. Big sorry to all the others, but Dominic wins here. The boy deserves a ban though for not writing enough.

Vinman- Sometimes I regret being in good terms with Vinni. Making him go nuts was priceless. As crazy as he is, I firmly believe that he can be a great friend to everyone. You just need to deserve his friendship. When you do, he’ll be the guy you can always count on.

Elvin- She’s a good girl. She’ll make a great actor one day.

Antares- Crap. This one is the most complicated. I don’t know what to say about him. I don’t know this guy at all even though I talked to him too many times. He’s way to complicated for my brain. :D

Byrone- Sorry, you might be the funniest member in the forum, but you went to Wendywood. I lost all the respect I had for you. Plus you’re bald. I’d take you with me and Burke for hunting women though.

Sheik Yerbouti – This guy is too crazy :lol: :lol: I like him a lot.

Stephan – Little weird, but you write good posts. That’s what counts in this forum.

Juve_Prince – You’re not active at all and I forgot about you. But I liked you in the past so you can have your place here.

Michael_Cutajar – Cuti, you’re the worst gangster ever.

Christina – If I was a little younger and you were a little older I’d have done what Dule has no guts (or money) to do. I’d have visited you in Canada.

Turk_Bianconero – Hehe, look who do we have here. I’ve said all I needed to say about Turk already. The most oppressed member here, but always a favorite of mine. Too good, too crazy, too naïve and too funny at the same time. His opinion about some things could not be more wrong than it is, but I still have a soft spot for Turk.

xXx – Great boy!

DelpieroForLife – I always thought of you as a good friend from juventuz and I always liked reading your posts. I still do but the first thing that comes tomy mind about you now is Seven’s quote with the movement of angels. :D

juve o’curr – Lol. Juve o’curr, Jack and I have an interesting history here. :p:. He survived the torture and he made himself a good name in this forum. Plus I gave him his nickname so I’m obligated to like him.

hambon – Wait, I don’t know who you are atm. You can stay on the list though.

Albertmare – You my dear friend are the mother Teresa of this forum. Too good to be true.

Salvatore – Hmmmm, picking you here means that I know you, and I do know you, but I can’t remember what was the special thing about you that makes you different than the others.
Edit: Ahh, I see you’re Italian. That’s it then.

XsemprejuveX – Did I tell you that I almost banned you at the beginning? You were spamming left and right. You had like 100 posts per day. Good thing that I didn’t ban you.

Geof – Another superior Belgian. Seriously, what’s up with you Belgians? What are they feeding you and teaching you there? I’m yet to meet a Belgian on this forum who’s not more intelligent than 90% of the forum members.

King Ale – Hoori :heart: She’s my girlfriend and she’s the most desired girl in this forum. Unfortunately for you assholes, I got her first. Good luck finding another beautiful and hot girl with superior intelligence. You will need it!
Oh, and Hi to our mutual friend.

Osman – If he wasn’t black he was going to be one of the better posters here. Too bad he’s black which makes his well written posts void. Ever thought about plastic operation Ozzy? Michale Jackson style? We’ll respect you more if you do that.
Anyway, fuck Andy for his utterly bizarre treatment of Osman. Os is a great pal.

Lyon – The peasant turned out to be a good member. He’s still a brainless peasant though. Easily a top 10 favorite member.

Marcello – We both like Calabria and we both like Juve. Wow, I think I found my soul mate.

Luca – Are you the red haired guy?
Kidding, I know who you are. I just remembered that once you were insulted when people used to call you “that Triviggy guy” while they should have known you much better already. Good guy.

Bianconero – Being the most misunderstood member doesn’t necessarily make you a weirdo. Being different Is a quality. Once a mod wanted to ban you and I stopped him. You owe me for that. :D

Bisco – For some reason I always find similarities between you and Albertmare. You two are too nice to be real.

AngelaL – If I take some girl from the forum on a football match, I’d take you. I like your passion for the sport.

delpierofan82 – Once I banned you and that was my biggest mistake as a moderator. It will never happen again. You’re officially unbannable. Just provide the SKY Sport highlights and you’re safe.

Tassard – My second favorite Greek of all time. Sorry, Cronios is simply too special. :p

Holdon – Hold on, isn’t it little weird that you’re the only real Italian in this list written in a forum dedicated to an Italian football club? Being Italian (living in Italy?) should make your access to some info easier than it is to the rest of us, but you’re not helping and we’re forced to rely on Mark’s doubtful info. :)

Sadomin – Your name is Faraz, and I know your surname. I know everything about you. Do not ask me to delete your personal details from the forum anymore like you asked me once! Another guy that makes it to the list of people with very good sense of humor. Alen likes you Faraz.

Xcen3x – Another good internet friend with fantastic sense of humor and great one-liners. Plus I’m emotionally attached to his country and I love it when I can talk to him in his language.

Chester - :tup: (that’s because I don’t know what else to say :D ) . But hey, I like you and I think you’re a great guy. That’s enough.

Iceman – You’re the record holder in reaching a legendary status. You did it few months after you joined. Don’t disappoint us now, you inferior Indian (I’m a member of the Paki groupie here)

Juve Revolution – I know him mostly from his endless debates with Martin. He’s usually getting owned but he never gives up and he thinks that he’s winning. I respect his stubbornness. :smile:

Esteban – My fellow Zlatan fan. The only things that come to mind about him are that he’s smart guy and he’s a Zlatan fan. Sorry Esteban, that’s all I know about you at the moment.

Cigdem – Aşkım, canım, güzelim, hayatım. Seni çok seviyorum. Seninle olmak istiyorum. Benimle evlenir misin?

Cruello – He’s the psycho that makes me laugh and makes the others go crazy.

ZAF – Another annoying Del Piero fan. :p He’s a bigger Del Piero fan than Rab, Cigdem, Elvin and Hoori combined. Good man.

Lucky Luke – Sorry Luke, the first thing that comes to me about you is this: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

M.G – I think you’re the Ashton Kutcher look alike? The religious zealot? If it’s you then you’re an ok dude.

Rehan – I won’t lie to you Rehan. I’m good with you only because I might need you one day on my side in a bar fight.

Jem83- Before I joined here I liked to read this guy’s posts. I don’t remember seeing him here after I joined. Too bad. I liked him the most back then.

Hustini – You’re kinda new to me. But you’re always ready for jokes and Andy likes you, so you can say that your place on the list is well deserved.

Amaurisimo – You’re the most fucked up guy here. :lol: I really like you

Goggo – You and the guy below you…. My Balkan groupie. Love you

Soulslider - You and the guy above you…. My Balkan groupie. Love you

Blondu – Just like Dule, this boy is everyone’s little brother. Always positive. Impossible not to like him.

Cyril – Tiaga sucks. You’re ok though.

Cunninlynguists – Up there with Goggo and Soulslider in my Balkan group.

CAPITANO – Pure gold

Verynine – Definitely one of the most intelligent people in here. He’s Belgian though, so it’s not surprising.

Marty – Only because you’re the owner and you make all this possible. Otherwise, I don’t know anything about you.


v1r2t3u4l – For some reason I’m the only one who has absolutely no problems with him. He can be an arrogant ass from time to time, but he’s well capable of a normal mature discussion and you should start seeing that instead of insulting him left and right.

Juve_fanatic –Filip. The third “everyone’s little brother”.

HAZEM - :lol2: :lol2: Hazem is way too special.

Nenna – I’m close to the end and I’m writing mostly one-liners now because I got sick of writing. I won’t write much more about Nenna but he deserves more, I admit. Smart and probably educated enough to take part in many different topics, with great sense of humor.

Wahdan – Actually, I only know you from the mafia game. But you’re ok. :tup:

Nasser – The funniest pictures ever. Always makes me laugh.

RazielisLT – Martin likes you, Andy calls you racialist :D . Apart from that I also know that you’re another well educated and smart fellow in this forum.

pitbull – Aggressive style, well argumented posts. I like to read your posts.

Midzata® - This guy was stoned during every single post he made here. Always made me laugh. Too bad he’s gone now.

SABSAB – She’s my protégé. If someone plans to hit on her, he’ll have to consult me first and ask for my approval.

Gsol - Legend!

Zaim – Atm all I know about you is that you’re Bosnian, that you love to argue with Andy and that I click to read your posts when I see your name as the last one who posted. That means you deserved your place here.
 

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Salvo

J
Moderator
Dec 17, 2007
62,842
#2
haha ye lucky you didnt ban me :p. thanks for the mention :lol:

and congrats man, great mod, great guy :tup: keep em coming
 

Nenz

Senior Member
Apr 17, 2008
10,472
#3
Solid post :lol: that would've taken me a few days! I appreciate the mention. You're without a doubt one of the most valuable posters on this forum and a great guy. :tup: keep posting them posts.

EDIT: I kept reading and I've gotta say that the effort you put into this post is a testimony of what I've said above. I love you. May I hold you? In the night? Would that be agreeable? I certainly hope so.
 

Lucky Luke

Senior Member
Jul 23, 2007
6,218
#4
hahahahahahah i was reading the whole post hoping to find my name in it..
i love you bro...no
i dont love you,i admire you even if you laugh at me :cry:
congrats for the 15k posts
 

Esteban

Senior Member
Mar 6, 2005
5,365
#5
Zlatan fan and a smart guy. The two nicest compliments I could expect from someone on juventuz. :touched:

Alen, good to have you around. Saves a lot of googling for a lot of people. :tongue: That, your football knowledge and your personality, all top notch. Keep it coming. :pint:
 

Mark

The Informer
Administrator
Dec 19, 2003
97,662
#6
I thought this was one of Cronios's post. Anyway, I stopped reading at Azzurri7 because I got tired so congrats on everything and thanks for the mention if there was one. :beer:
 

V

Senior Member
Jun 8, 2005
20,110
#10
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Since you started it, even though you didn't touch me on it, I'm gonna play along. You're one of my favourite posters, honest. You're shitass smart, you're funny and what you said for Swag, I could say for you. But one thing I don't like that you do...maybe because you're a mod now or something and that thing is, you don't go to extremes, even when I think you want to. You always want to resolve things peacefully and I know sometimes you want to blow your fuse, but you put on the brakes. I wanna see the kid in you, like the legendary first post of yours, which I'll probably remember forever. :D
 

Kosta

The Eccentric
Jul 16, 2006
5,775
#11
What was your username when you joined the forums: bblan or something like that. As Vlatko said those posts were sheer brilliance. :tup:
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,342
#12
That post really is long. Fortunately I only have to read the part where I'm mentioned. Congrats, Alen and you're right, I'm a very likeable guy.
 

icemaη

Rab's Husband - The Regista
Moderator
Aug 27, 2008
36,368
#15
When I saw the title of the thread I thought, here goes Cronios again... The fact that you took time and effort to make such a dedication 3-5 days before the birth of your child is amazing... Thanks for the mention Alen, keep those stats and posts coming :tup:

(P.S. Is this post longer than Cronios's longest or is Alen making an unfounded claim? :D)
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
#16
icεmαή;2074119 said:
When I saw the title of the thread I thought, here goes Cronios again... The fact that you took time and effort to make such a dedication 3-5 days before the birth of your child is amazing... Thanks for the mention Alen, keep those stats and posts coming :tup:

(P.S. Is this post longer than Cronios's longest or is Alen making an unfounded claim? :D)
Alen will provide the stats.
 

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
Moderator
Dec 10, 2004
29,281
#17
That Jahl worshiping thing was related to the G game you cunt muscle. But whatever. Instead of giving a detailed reply I'll just have you wait until it's my dedication time.

Congrats on your 15K chetnik :tup:
 

Red

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Moderator
Nov 26, 2006
47,024
#18
Nice dedication, Al.

Clearly one of the best posters here.

If you're lucky, Aberdeen will draw a Croatian team and I'll pay you a visit.
 

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