you forgot to mention that we are on the brink of World War 3, food prices are rising to astronomical levels, global warming is severely affecting the ecosystem, Haiti and Jamaica are being devastated by Hurricane Gustav, John McCain has chosen Sarah Palin as his VP running mate, Alitalia has filed for bankruptcy protection, Radovan Karazdic's trial is underway at the Hague, Russia is fighting Georgia, Israel is fighting Palestine, India hates Pakistan and Pakistan hates India, British ppl have bad teeth, Americans are not so smart, South Asians are hairy, Chinese are bad drivers and all Italians are criminals