Some of the speculations that have been branded as serious, though, have been very accurate (see Iaquinta, Almiron, Tiago). And who knows, maybe a weird-looking dutchman with rabbit-teeth and an eye for goal with show up at the Vinovo soon. Or even a curly-headed Argentine! Or a red-headed fella with a limp! Or the FIGC, with new allegations! Don't bereave us of our daily giornali pleasures! PLEASE!!