The greatest thread in all the history of the forum,but you spoiled it man,(NSFW) (17 Viewers)

[3pac]

Word.

Word. Broooo.

 

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[Enron]

blah

 

[Enron]

Word. Broooo.

what up Sebi?

 

[3pac]

what up Sebi?

wat up fool? ( i dno your actual name)

 

[Enron]

wat up fool? ( i dno your actual name)

my actual name is aaron. burke should be joining us shortly. what are you up to tonight?

 

[3pac]

my actual name is aaron. burke should be joining us shortly. what are you up to tonight?

beating off to my puppy which is really cute right now. also chatting up a fair maiden of mine that hails from the town over. y tu?

 

[Enron]

beating off to my puppy which is really cute right now. also chatting up a fair maiden of mine that hails from the town over. y tu?

very nice. im just wrapping up a night of drinking and delinqincy. and of course driving. so you have a lady? and how does that go?

 

[3pac]

very nice. im just wrapping up a night of drinking and delinqincy. and of course driving. so you have a lady? and how does that go?

shes what we call, a holy mother of the church. drinking and driving....a classy man you are! we did it the other day and my friend destroyed his front axle, the truck now vears right on its own

 

[Enron]

shes what we call, a holy mother of the church. drinking and driving....a classy man you are! we did it the other day and my friend destroyed his front axle, the truck now vears right on its own

the key my friend is not crashing the car.

 

[3pac]

the key my friend is not crashing the car.

dude, its fucking hilarious, the most exciting moment of your life

as long as no one gets hurt, and its not your car

forgot to mention we were going on a ride we made, "pirates of the carribean" we found this oen rnadom ass house, and we drive forwards and backwards in front of it, then go through an obstacle course of burnouts and powerslides. all the while blasting the pirates theme song

we take a few full cars of people at once, its a hit. first time we ever screwed it up though, and slid into the curb

 

[Enron]

dude, its fucking hilarious, the most exciting moment of your life

as long as no one gets hurt, and its not your car

ask burke abou the time he drove my car to 110 and blew the tire.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The tire was already blown, I just blew open the rim.

 

[Enron]

The tire was already blown, I just blew open the rim.

very true. but we were coming home from the strip club and it was a lot of fun.

 

[3pac]

oh yea, and my friends rim went into his tire and is bent backwards

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Fun at 120 with the man who pays in the back.

I thought I lost my keys, went inside, and they were on Phil's bed.

I almost killed myself.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

oh yea, and my friends rim went into his tire and is bent backwards

Boom, that's what happened.

 

[Enron]

damn burke. at least you got back.

 

[3pac]

baby got back.

 

[Enron]

oh and we took a bitch home too.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I know, i was crazy like whoa for a sec.