How could you not want to fvck Britney Spears??
I would chop of my little finger if i would get her for 30 minutes, and thats real, i mean it.
Britney, if you happen to be out there and by any chance find it charming and not at all desperate and pathetic that somebody would go to that extreme just to fcvk you, please dont hesitate to post
Its worth a shot, she might be out there somewhere..
EDIT, Yo, you have to loose that pregnancy extra weight first though. Youre still fine though, just not pinky finger fine.