No doubt, the best thing though is when Skinny-Legged Snot-Shirt Man From France opens up The Refrigerator to get out Leftover Meatballs, The Thirty Pack, and take them over to his friend, The Black Man.
Del Piero = The Delli Alpi Piero
Trezeguet = The gay TREZZZZMATIC
Nedved = I am white.
Buffon = The monkey
Ibrahimovic = Arkan's Friend
Zambrotta = The Black Man
Cannavaro = The Refrigerator
Vieira = Skinny legged snot-shirt man from France.
Mutu = The Coke Sniffer
Camoranesi = The Lion Tamer
Chiellini = Leftover Meatballs
Pessotto = The Undergarment
Emerson = The 30-Pack