I had a lot of history and stuff, but then I accidentally hit the wrong buttons and closed the thread. So I have decided that each member write his/her own history, and I will put it in under his or her name.
The Parents
Wang Chung Yezkimov was just a Lieutenant in the Russian Tank Corps. when he saw the beauty of his dreams. The South American Princess Fabiana. He knew it was love at first sight, where as Fabiana thought that a Russian man named Wang was the strangest thing she had ever heard of. But, she soon also fell in love with Wang when he bought her season tickets to the Yankees.
They moved to Kingston, Jamaica and lived very well until after the birth of son Daniel. Wang was tragically killed soon after the birth of his last son when he was skiing and the gondola which was carrying him was knocked off of the cable and it fell into a ravine. The accident was caused by the fighting between James Bond and Jaws.
Fabiana lived on even more happily as Wang had a 25 million dollar life insurance policy.
Chxta Yezkimov
было всегда черной овцой семьи. Я вышел ямайка на время 16 с девушкой для того чтобы пойти сделать мою удачу. Сломал сердце моей мати, но я не позаботил...
но я осуществлял что ничего как семья, поэтому я back to умоляю для пощады.
(Basically, that means that Chxta was the black sheep of the family and left before his brothers were born, but he is back to ask forgiveness...)
Jack "The Freak Jeeks" Yezkimov
18 years after Chxta was born, I came to life in the first appartement our parents had in Kingston. I saw pictures of the hut they lived in earlier. By that time brother Chxta had left Jamaica and I was considered the eldest. My uncles Igor and Heiko never liked due to my vomiting in their cars (but I blame their driving)
At the age of four my parents moved to Germany where we were brought up there. I don't recall much things there, I actually don't recall things from anywhere and I blame the use of oregano.
At the age of 16 I left to live in the blue mountains where I lived alone for 10 years. After that I decided to discover Sweden. Currently I live between Gothenburg and Jamaica.
Michael Bürke Yezkimov
Michael was born in October on a dark and stormy day. He was the craziest of his brothers. He lived at home until age 13 when he decided to join his brothers Jack and Andrew in Germany. Andrew fresh out of the "joint" was looking for a woman.......to no avail. He ran the streets with a gang of infant renegades, lead by his youngest brother Danny. Danny, going by the street name of "bloody diaper" became the power in northern Europe and always looked out for his older brothers.
Bürke still resides with Andrew in the United States.
Andrew Yezkimov
After crying myself to sleep when Mutter had Dan but did not give me any presents for my birthday, I decided to pack my bags and leave the house at the young age of four. I went to live with my brother Jack where I went to school for a number of years, then took a job at a Golf Course where I stole things from the shop everyday. The police caught me trying to steal the coke machine that sits outside of the shop. I went to jail at Hätzenkreuße Prison where I was raped by a big black man, I think his name was Asamoah. After I got out after 4 years in jail I took a job with an anti-England football website where I continously write harsh truth about English football.
Daniel Yezkimov
The last born out of the family and coincidently shares the same birthday as Brother Andy Yezkimov. Along with the rest of the family, they all grew up in Germany but all had a Russian ancestory. The smart one out of the family, and possibly Mutter's favourite.
Uncle Igor
Uncle Igor, Wang Chungs older brother. Igor is currently 53, has thinning brown hair and is beggining to develop saggy cheeks. He was born on a cargo ship heading to south africa, and by the age of 5 he had his first run in with alcohol. His mother did not allow him however, to touch it again until he was at least 12.
Currently, Doctor's fear for Igor's liver- as he is a known alcoholic. His traits are grabbing peoples arms when talking to them, bad eyesight, smelly underwear, and usually can be seen with a bottle of whiskey in one hand. His favourite nephew is Burke, because of the many times they both stayed up and drank themselves silly.
The Parents
Wang Chung Yezkimov was just a Lieutenant in the Russian Tank Corps. when he saw the beauty of his dreams. The South American Princess Fabiana. He knew it was love at first sight, where as Fabiana thought that a Russian man named Wang was the strangest thing she had ever heard of. But, she soon also fell in love with Wang when he bought her season tickets to the Yankees.
They moved to Kingston, Jamaica and lived very well until after the birth of son Daniel. Wang was tragically killed soon after the birth of his last son when he was skiing and the gondola which was carrying him was knocked off of the cable and it fell into a ravine. The accident was caused by the fighting between James Bond and Jaws.
Fabiana lived on even more happily as Wang had a 25 million dollar life insurance policy.
Chxta Yezkimov
было всегда черной овцой семьи. Я вышел ямайка на время 16 с девушкой для того чтобы пойти сделать мою удачу. Сломал сердце моей мати, но я не позаботил...
но я осуществлял что ничего как семья, поэтому я back to умоляю для пощады.
(Basically, that means that Chxta was the black sheep of the family and left before his brothers were born, but he is back to ask forgiveness...)
Jack "The Freak Jeeks" Yezkimov
18 years after Chxta was born, I came to life in the first appartement our parents had in Kingston. I saw pictures of the hut they lived in earlier. By that time brother Chxta had left Jamaica and I was considered the eldest. My uncles Igor and Heiko never liked due to my vomiting in their cars (but I blame their driving)
At the age of four my parents moved to Germany where we were brought up there. I don't recall much things there, I actually don't recall things from anywhere and I blame the use of oregano.
At the age of 16 I left to live in the blue mountains where I lived alone for 10 years. After that I decided to discover Sweden. Currently I live between Gothenburg and Jamaica.
Michael Bürke Yezkimov
Michael was born in October on a dark and stormy day. He was the craziest of his brothers. He lived at home until age 13 when he decided to join his brothers Jack and Andrew in Germany. Andrew fresh out of the "joint" was looking for a woman.......to no avail. He ran the streets with a gang of infant renegades, lead by his youngest brother Danny. Danny, going by the street name of "bloody diaper" became the power in northern Europe and always looked out for his older brothers.
Bürke still resides with Andrew in the United States.
Andrew Yezkimov
After crying myself to sleep when Mutter had Dan but did not give me any presents for my birthday, I decided to pack my bags and leave the house at the young age of four. I went to live with my brother Jack where I went to school for a number of years, then took a job at a Golf Course where I stole things from the shop everyday. The police caught me trying to steal the coke machine that sits outside of the shop. I went to jail at Hätzenkreuße Prison where I was raped by a big black man, I think his name was Asamoah. After I got out after 4 years in jail I took a job with an anti-England football website where I continously write harsh truth about English football.
Daniel Yezkimov
The last born out of the family and coincidently shares the same birthday as Brother Andy Yezkimov. Along with the rest of the family, they all grew up in Germany but all had a Russian ancestory. The smart one out of the family, and possibly Mutter's favourite.
Uncle Igor
Uncle Igor, Wang Chungs older brother. Igor is currently 53, has thinning brown hair and is beggining to develop saggy cheeks. He was born on a cargo ship heading to south africa, and by the age of 5 he had his first run in with alcohol. His mother did not allow him however, to touch it again until he was at least 12.
Currently, Doctor's fear for Igor's liver- as he is a known alcoholic. His traits are grabbing peoples arms when talking to them, bad eyesight, smelly underwear, and usually can be seen with a bottle of whiskey in one hand. His favourite nephew is Burke, because of the many times they both stayed up and drank themselves silly.
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