The Dreamers' religious discussion thread. (8 Viewers)

[The Dreamer]

Man if this is a whole joke to you then why do you bother going through the effort of making up this funny bullshit and typing it? Your time could be better spent... after all, this is your only life.

 

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[Gabriel]

u mad u going to hell?

u mad me and you gonna be chilling with satan and i'll laugh as he shoves his stick up your candy culo??

u mad u preach about sin and religion, yet you commit a sin and entice others to commit sins thus you are the worse of the worse, a hyporcite?


yeah u mad.

you're the man lion.

 

[The Dreamer]

How are they connected?

And yes, religion DOES cause war and it does cause prejudice too, like you have demonstrated us.

why do you think america and israel are at war with the arabs?

 

[Enron]

that's too easy though... I can already tell you: America will attack Iran next. And step by step they'll attack all the arab countries.... what was it for again?

oh yeah cos Bush blew up the world trade center

Blaspheming against murdered innocents is considered a sin before god. Perhaps you are not as prepared to throw stones as you thought?

 

[Enron]

why do you think america and israel are at war with the arabs?

America not at war with Arabs.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Man if this is a whole joke to you then why do you bother going through the effort of making up this funny bullshit and typing it? Your time could be better spent... after all, this is your only life.

Oh yes. The only life we'll live. And we're making the most of it. Here's to show you that we're not always smoking and drinking and fucking and wasting out time away. We spend valuable time serving our community and exposing religious hypocrites like you.

 

[The Dreamer]

then you are even worse than a non believer, because you are actually straight up defying your god(s)

what a phaggot move, defying a higher being. In all religions, hypocrites have the worse place in hell reserved for them.

yet here you are preaching when you don't even follow what you preach

mmmmmmm....

 

[Lion]

Man if this is a whole joke to you then why do you bother going through the effort of making up this funny bullshit and typing it? Your time could be better spent... after all, this is your only life.

whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can only be one.

 

[The Dreamer]

Oh yes. The only life we'll live. And we're making the most of it. Here's to show you that we're not always smoking and drinking and fucking and wasting out time away. We spend valuable time serving our community and exposing religious hypocrites like you.

maaay nehme iz KHaaan, and i am not a terrorist

 

[Bjerknes]

u mad u going to hell?

u mad me and you gonna be chilling with satan and i'll laugh as he shoves his stick up your candy culo??

u mad u preach about sin and religion, yet you commit a sin and entice others to commit sins thus you are the worse of the worse, a hyporcite?


yeah u mad.

 

[The Dreamer]

America not at war with Arabs.

There goes your credibility.... run with it

Blaspheming against murdered innocents is considered a sin before god. Perhaps you are not as prepared to throw stones as your thought?

Who murdered them? their president

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

maaay nehme iz KHaaan, and i am not a terrorist

 

[Enron]

There goes your credibility.... run with it



Who murdered them? their president

1) Arabs live in America. They live here. If we were at war with "Arabs" they'd either be dead or in prisons. Fact: American is at war with certain Arabs but not all.

You inability to think freely and concisely dismisses all credibility of your being.

2) Does it matter? The death of innocents is nothing to mock whether they die in New York City of Faluja. You're an evil person. I hope Christ finally finds your heart.

 

[Lion]

maaay nehme iz KHaaan, and i am not a terrorist

now you mock another person.


you sure like to rack up them sins.

at this rate you going to be spending more time with broski satan than i will

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

1) Arabs live in America. They live here. If we were at war with "Arabs" they'd either be dead or in prisons. Fact: American is at war with certain Arabs but not all.

You inability to think freely and concisely dismisses all credibility of your being.

2) Does it matter? The death of innocents is nothing to mock whether they die in New York City of Faluja. You're an evil person. I hope Christ finally finds your heart.

Nah, man. Hope Satan finds his ass!

 

[Enron]

Nah, man. Hope Satan finds his ass!

Something already has.:eyebrows:

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Something already has.:eyebrows:

Burke?

 

[The Dreamer]

1) Arabs live in America. They live here. If we were at war with "Arabs" they'd either be dead or in prisons. Fact: American is at war with certain Arabs but not all.

You inability to think freely and concisely dismisses all credibility of your being.

2) Does it matter? The death of innocents is nothing to mock whether they die in New York City of Faluja. You're an evil person. I hope Christ finally finds your heart.

Okay, America are at war with Iraq, Lebanon, and Syria.

Death of innocents? How about the millions of Palestinens and Iraqi's murdered?

 

[Lion]

america is at war with lebanon?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Okay, America are at war with Iraq, Lebanon, and Syria.

Death of innocents? How about the millions of Palestinens and Iraqi's murdered?

Well, no one here is mocking them. We're at least showing respect to them.