"The Arabic Juve Thread... Reloaded!!" (19 Viewers)

[ReBeL]

رقاصة عندها بغبغان على طول يقولها يا سافلة المهم زهقت فحكت لصاحب المحل فقالها طب سيبيهولي
فالراجل بقي يغلي ميه ويقول للبغبغان لو سمعت إنك شتمت المدام تاني هحطك في الميه وإنت صاحي
فرجعت الرقاصة قالت إيه الأخبار ؟
قالها تمام جربيه
فقالت للبغبغان لوشفت معايا راجل هتقول إيه؟
قالهاأخوكي
قالتله طب إتنين؟
قالها أخوكي وأبوكي
قالتله طب تلاتة؟
قالها أخوكي وأبوكي وجوزك
قالتله طب أربعة؟
قاله ياعم سخن الميه دي ولية سافلة
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[Yamen]

7elwa..

 

[ReBeL]

 

[Nedvěd]

Sex Is Like Nike : Just Do It...
Sex Is Like Coca Cola : Enjoy It...
Sex Is Like Macdonalds : I'm Lovin It...
Sex Is Like Nokia : Connecting people...
Sex Is Like Bison : Kollak 7arkat...
Sex Is Like Snickers : La Twagef...
Sex Is Like Mountin Dew : 2awi Albak...
Sex Is Like TWIX : Wa2ef La7za o 3esh el Far7a...
Sex Is Like Chepsico : Dale3 Nafsak...
BUT WHEN SHE GETS PREGNANT, Sex Is Like PEPSI : 5alek 2adha..

 

[Delle Alpi]

Meshtehi ekol za3tar we zet ma3a sa7an labne(3aleh zeet zaytoon) and zaytoon kalamata. Ma3a kebeyet shay a5dar 3a janab. 3am itwa7am, sick of all the North American food

 

[ReBeL]

إن شاء الله بترجع وبتعمل كل اللي بدك إياه خيو

بس زيتون كالاماتا ما عرفته. شو يعني؟

 

[Delle Alpi]

nshala bro, walla I can't wait until I am done university

Kalamata: el zayton el aswad, bas 7abto bteje kbere

 

[ReBeL]

nshala bro, walla I can't wait until I am done university

Kalamata: el zayton el aswad, bas 7abto bteje kbere

Aha. It's called Nabali here.

 

[ReBeL]

وحدة اشتكت للدكتور من طول زب جوزها

الزوجة: بحسّه بدقر بقلبي
الدكتور: يعني انقصّر زبه
الزوجة: مادام الطب اتطوّر، مابتقدروا ترفعوا القلب شوي
??
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[Yamen]

allah yikhzi shetanak walak Abeeeeeeeeeeed

ana hastarit hon

 

[ReBeL]

allah yikhzi shetanak walak Abeeeeeeeeeeed

ana hastarit hon

أنا حششت قبلك هون وحسيت بتأنيب الضمير إذا ما بعثت لكم النكتة

:]

 

[Yamen]

I keep reading it agian and again

mish tabi3iya

 

[Yamen]

excellent new song by 3oma El3abdalat

 

[ReBeL]

I keep reading it agian and again

mish tabi3iya

I will post more of the same quality soon.

 

[Snoop]

Do you guys know 3abeer nahme? Arabic songs are horrible and that's not arguable, but when this lady sings Feyrooz songs, she gives some hope.

 

[ReBeL]

This is the first time I hear about her.

 

[Snoop]

Do you have TRT al-tourkiya? She appears/hosts a program called alf leyle ou leyle

 

[ReBeL]

Do you have TRT al-tourkiya? She appears/hosts a program called alf leyle ou leyle

I'll search for it. When does that programme come?

 

[Snoop]

I don't know, but I have seen it many times.. You will love the program when you see it! They invite Turkish Artists as guests either singers or actors or both.

 

[ReBeL]

I don't know, but I have seen it many times.. You will love the program when you see it! They invite Turkish Artists as guests either singers or actors or both.