"The Arabic Juve Thread... Reloaded!!" (15 Viewers)
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I am not sure if this has been posted before, but I've just got it recently via email 
شاب سوري ذهب الى اميركا للدراسة
وخلال فترة قصيرة تعلم اللغة الانكليزية (على طريقة الحماصنة )
وأرسل إلى امه الرسالة التالية
Dear YAMO,
Yesterday friendatee invited me to a restaurant, we orders first KISSERS ( (مقبلات , upside down ( ( مقلوبة ,
and the dessert was hind's husband cake ( جوز الهند and made in husband ( معمول بالجوز.
But yamo one of my friendatee is a moons player ( لعيب قمار so danger on my mind ( خطر عبالي to go
to the vomiting office (مكتب المراجعات in the university that have the
divorced salad ( السلطة المطلقة ( and tell them about my friend.
Yamo I bought two husbands of socks ( جوزين كلسات but the salesman didn't understand what I wanted
so I told him your price on me(حقق عليي I wanted to pay for the socks
he didn't accept and said to me keep it on my calculation (خليها عحسابي
We became friends and he invited me to his house
before I came in I shouted constitution parents home (دستور ياأهل الدار I evaluated his envelopes (قدرت ظروفه
coz he lived alone in a small house.
He insisted to spend the night in his house I told him cover your width ( يستر على عرضك I can't sleep out of the university
but from here to here ( من هون لهون I knew he was Syrian too.
He was very on a boy ( عصبي.
I told him that the next day the invitation would me on my mathematics (على حسابي.
Friendato came to tell him instead of your safety (عوض بسلامتك coz his cousin died two weeks ago.
Make your touching in good Yamo ( مسيتك بالخير , and see you soon…
شاب سوري ذهب الى اميركا للدراسة
وخلال فترة قصيرة تعلم اللغة الانكليزية (على طريقة الحماصنة )
وأرسل إلى امه الرسالة التالية
Dear YAMO,
Yesterday friendatee invited me to a restaurant, we orders first KISSERS ( (مقبلات , upside down ( ( مقلوبة ,
and the dessert was hind's husband cake ( جوز الهند
and made in husband ( معمول بالجوز. But yamo one of my friendatee is a moons player ( لعيب قمار
so danger on my mind ( خطر عبالي to goto the vomiting office (مكتب المراجعات
in the university that have thedivorced salad ( السلطة المطلقة ( and tell them about my friend.
Yamo I bought two husbands of socks ( جوزين كلسات
but the salesman didn't understand what I wanted so I told him your price on me(حقق عليي
I wanted to pay for the sockshe didn't accept and said to me keep it on my calculation (خليها عحسابي
We became friends and he invited me to his house
before I came in I shouted constitution parents home (دستور ياأهل الدار
I evaluated his envelopes (قدرت ظروفه coz he lived alone in a small house.
He insisted to spend the night in his house I told him cover your width ( يستر على عرضك
I can't sleep out of the universitybut from here to here ( من هون لهون
I knew he was Syrian too. He was very on a boy ( عصبي
. I told him that the next day the invitation would me on my mathematics (على حسابي
. Friendato came to tell him instead of your safety (عوض بسلامتك
coz his cousin died two weeks ago. Make your touching in good Yamo ( مسيتك بالخير
, and see you soon…
el tarjama el7arfeya is always funny.Rab once posted one with literal translations of Arab politicians names, that one was funny as hell, i wonder if he still has it.
Egyptian accent.
On of the most stupid things in Arab world is that they teach English through Grammar,and moreover beating is essential in teaching.
Atleast this Egyptian kid is still learning,but what would u say about this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=jxQt8WDpIpM&feature=related
Cool down man,we all condemn these acts,those young men are gonna face a punishment by the law.
There is no need to take it far away.Yes this always happens in Football,it happens everywhere in the world.So please u Egyptians,stop listening to the likes of Ibrahim 7ijazi,i watched his programm yesternight,he was just unleashing his anger without control,it is obviously his right to be angry but as a presenter he should have conrtrolled himself.These guys were nothing but a bunch of drunk angry people,so it is not like what 7ijazi says "it is not about football and the politics is inside it".Hooliganism is every where,and what happend yesterday is nothing compare to what happens in Europe or Latin America.
There is no need to take it far away.Yes this always happens in Football,it happens everywhere in the world.So please u Egyptians,stop listening to the likes of Ibrahim 7ijazi,i watched his programm yesternight,he was just unleashing his anger without control,it is obviously his right to be angry but as a presenter he should have conrtrolled himself.These guys were nothing but a bunch of drunk angry people,so it is not like what 7ijazi says "it is not about football and the politics is inside it".Hooliganism is every where,and what happend yesterday is nothing compare to what happens in Europe or Latin America.
That depends on CAF,they can punish them by forcing them to play behind closed doors or something.
After 7ihazi's programm,there was Dr.Yasser Ayub's Saf7it al riyadah,Dr.Yasser is no doubt the most intelligent and respectful Egyptian presenter,unlike 7ijazi and Shalabi he said that:
يا جماعة,امتا حيجي الوقت الي ندخل فيه حرب ونكسبها.حرب مش بالطبلة والربابة انما حرب قانونية بالمستندات والادلة,احنا دخلنا حروب كتيرة بالطبلة والربابة بس عمرنا ماكسبناها لانها عمرها مابتجيب نتيجة
What i mean to say,if the Egyptian federation or Hassan 7amdy,could play that game of law nicely,the CAF can really give hard threats to Al Taragy,threats like eliminating them if any thing like that happend agian or banning them from all the CAF competetions for some years.
Some threats like these will do the job in garanteeing the safety to all Egyptian fans there.
After 7ihazi's programm,there was Dr.Yasser Ayub's Saf7it al riyadah,Dr.Yasser is no doubt the most intelligent and respectful Egyptian presenter,unlike 7ijazi and Shalabi he said that:
يا جماعة,امتا حيجي الوقت الي ندخل فيه حرب ونكسبها.حرب مش بالطبلة والربابة انما حرب قانونية بالمستندات والادلة,احنا دخلنا حروب كتيرة بالطبلة والربابة بس عمرنا ماكسبناها لانها عمرها مابتجيب نتيجة
What i mean to say,if the Egyptian federation or Hassan 7amdy,could play that game of law nicely,the CAF can really give hard threats to Al Taragy,threats like eliminating them if any thing like that happend agian or banning them from all the CAF competetions for some years.
Some threats like these will do the job in garanteeing the safety to all Egyptian fans there.
Don't get me started about our media, if any media is worse than italian then it's ours
they do nothing more than making everything worse, and I believe they're on a plan to ruin anything left of Nasser's Arab union, knowing how football can be a major matter for Arabs, and of course I smell jewish hands in it
CAF won't do a thing, they punish Egyptians if guilty and ignore everyone else's acts
I just wish FOR ONCE we play football as brothers and accept the loss and refreeing, Hamdy treated them very well in Egypt and assured their safety through the whole trip, this shouldn't be how they repay us
anyway it's not a single incident, obviously there's a plan and soon each Arab will mind his own country only, and the Palestinian situation will get only worse, dream about Arab union
RIP Nasser
they do nothing more than making everything worse, and I believe they're on a plan to ruin anything left of Nasser's Arab union, knowing how football can be a major matter for Arabs, and of course I smell jewish hands in it
CAF won't do a thing, they punish Egyptians if guilty and ignore everyone else's acts
I just wish FOR ONCE we play football as brothers and accept the loss and refreeing, Hamdy treated them very well in Egypt and assured their safety through the whole trip, this shouldn't be how they repay us
anyway it's not a single incident, obviously there's a plan and soon each Arab will mind his own country only, and the Palestinian situation will get only worse, dream about Arab union
RIP Nasser