"The Arabic Juve Thread... Reloaded!!" (6 Viewers)

[Fred]

عروس ليلة الدخلة تقول لزوجها: حبيبي أنا أول مره أمر بهذا الموقف وأخاف يعورني

قالها ما عليكي حبيبتي بلبس كندم

لمن شافت الكندم قالت: لا... الله يخليك هذا النوع يسويلي حساسيه ​

 

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[Enron]

I've got to learn this language. You guys look like you have so much fun in here.

 

[Fred]

I've got to learn this language. You guys look like you have so much fun in here.

That would be interesting.

 

[Enron]

That would be interesting.

I know exactly what I would say.

 

[Zé Tahir]

So in protest that my teacher sucks balls at teaching I turned in a quiz totally blank. Should I feel bad?

 

[Enron]

So in protest that my teacher sucks balls at teaching I turned in a quiz totally blank. Should I feel bad?

As long as it doesn't get you a failing grade in the class, then no.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

So in protest that my teacher sucks balls at teaching I turned in a quiz totally blank. Should I feel bad?

Did you sign your name as "you suck balls at teaching"?

 

[Zé Tahir]

As long as it doesn't get you a failing grade in the class, then no.

Hopefully it won't, I haven't gotten less than a B on any of the other quizzes and tests. Besides, I took this class as a filler because I already have the language credit that I need to graduate.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What language did you take, and what is this language you are taking now?

 

[ReBeL]

What a way to protest, Ze...

Enron, I assure you the Arab society is full of things that may interest you from the jokes and music to the "terrorism".

Anyway, Fred and Omair, you'll love this, I guess

 

[Lion]

amusing.

 

[Enron]

Hey I get it... no... wait... I don't.

@ Reb: I believe you.

 

[Azzurri7]

that was funny ReBeL

 

[rounder]

I think there's an english version of that too .

 

[ReBeL]

الرئيس حسني مبارك بالطيارة قرر يرمي 100جنيه

يفرح بها عائلة مصرية

قالت زوجته : خليهم خمسينتين وفرح عايلتين

قال ابنه : خليهم 25 وفرح رابع عوايل

قال كابتن الطيارة: يا عم أرم نفسك وفرح 70 مليون مصري.​

 

[ReBeL]

Heard this one before, only the version i heard was about Geddaffi

Yeah

It can be adjusted to whoever you want...

 

[Fred]

i think it was best i deleted that post

 

[Ahmedios]

الرئيس حسني مبارك بالطيارة قرر يرمي 100جنيه

يفرح بها عائلة مصرية

قالت زوجته : خليهم خمسينتين وفرح عايلتين

قال ابنه : خليهم 25 وفرح رابع عوايل

قال كابتن الطيارة: يا عم أرم نفسك وفرح 70 مليون مصري.​

^^^ This is what I call an abstract fact.

 

[Omair]

hahaha...You left Saudi Arabia?



Well, you have a good taste, I have to say. And welcome to the thread, Nasser

I didn't .. but i left Jeddah and my crowd who were my connection to Arabic music .. now I'm in Dammam and my crowd here don't listen to Arabic music usually ..

عروس ليلة الدخلة تقول لزوجها: حبيبي أنا أول مره أمر بهذا الموقف وأخاف يعورني

قالها ما عليكي حبيبتي بلبس كندم

لمن شافت الكندم قالت: لا... الله يخليك هذا النوع يسويلي حساسيه ​

.. heard that one before .. but it's still funny ...

What a way to protest, Ze...

Enron, I assure you the Arab society is full of things that may interest you from the jokes and music to the "terrorism".

Anyway, Fred and Omair, you'll love this, I guess

HEHEHE ..

الرئيس حسني مبارك بالطيارة قرر يرمي 100جنيه

يفرح بها عائلة مصرية

قالت زوجته : خليهم خمسينتين وفرح عايلتين

قال ابنه : خليهم 25 وفرح رابع عوايل

قال كابتن الطيارة: يا عم أرم نفسك وفرح 70 مليون مصري.​

i think it was best i deleted that post

But I got your idea .. heard it about someone .. who's dead now .. Allah yir7amna o yir7amo ...

 

[ReBeL]

احذر عدوك مره واحذر صديقك الف مره