"The Arabic Juve Thread... Reloaded!!" (17 Viewers)

[Rami]

Who the hell wrote this poem? And who's العنكبوت ?

Buffon?



Yes, I remember such a word. Our ancestors were really not busy, I guess...

By the way, did you see the video in the Yousendit link I posted above? It's worth downloading, but if you want to see it, don't see it at work

Ya Gigi is the spider.

No I didn't actually, I just didn't bother cuz yousendit is blocked over here. And I get slow DL rates when I try to bypass censorship, so I limit bypassing to websites only. How large is the file??

 

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[ReBeL]

Ya Gigi is the spider.

No I didn't actually, I just didn't bother cuz yousendit is blocked over here. And I get slow DL rates when I try to bypass censorship, so I limit bypassing to websites only. How large is the file??

I guess 400 to 500 k.

Where do you upload video files if you want?

 

[Rami]

I guess 400 to 500 k.

Where do you upload video files if you want?

Amazingly I never had to, or at least tried once or twice and then I gave up.

 

[Ahmedios]

Welcome to the new automatic voting system of the Egyptian government for the election of the president...here.

 

[Ahmedios]

:كتب الشاعر الكبير احمد فؤاد نجم


عليا الحرنكش يا ريس مبارك

فى عصرمزركش ملون بنارك

لابايعك وأبايع حكومة حمارك

ملعون أبو اللى يقدريقاطع قرارك

نهاره مقندل وليله مبارك

فهمبك وهجص وطلع فى ديننا

أكيد هو طالع يشاهد جمالك

جمالك مبارك سوزانك سوزاننا

يا محلا حصارك لمصر اللى جالنا

نسيمها فى عصرك بيشوى ف بدنا

أؤيد وأبايع فخامة جلالتك

وأيد أى واحد بيمسح ريالتك

ولأنك سر باتع هاننسى هبالتك

فأقعد يا ريس ودلدل حمامتك

حمامة السلام حمامتك ياريس

سلامة الحمامة وسلامتك ياريس

ياريس حمامة ياريس كويس

على تل مصر ياريتك تهيص

خرابة فسيحة عليها تميس

وأأمر تطاع فشعبك مفيص​

 

[Tobias]

+rep

 

[JCK]

Do you know Arabic, Tesoro?

 

[Azzurri7]

no offence to anyone

 

[Ahmedios]

Where is the offence, Rab?

 

[Azzurri7]

well, thought it isn't really nice:redface:

 

[Tobias]

Ahhh nope

 

[JCK]

Good one, Rab

 

[ReBeL]

Nice poem, Ahmed. I like this poet. I saw an interview with him before two weeks on Alhiwar Channel, and I respected him more for his honesty.

I like his very old poem called "Al-Betaa3". It is really nice.

And nice joke, Rab.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I want someone to be my ladyboy, who wants to suck my wee wee for free?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

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POST IN ENGLISH!

 

[Snoop]

Do you know Arabic, Tesoro?

no! she is a manyak

no offence to anyone

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What does it bloody say?

 

[ReBeL]

What does it bloody say?

Which one?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The one Rab posted.

 

[ReBeL]

The one Rab posted.

It's really hard to translate because it contains playing on an Arabic word which carry more than one meaning, but it's a joke about a guy asking for the first name of Ronaldo.