"The Arabic Juve Thread... Reloaded!!" (24 Viewers)

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,366
If someone is nice enough and can translate this for the other members it would be highly appreciated.

Let's start with the Arabic speaking first because this is how I got the document.
 

Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
Moderator
Dec 16, 2003
72,692
I thought only 13 year old girls send "chain " emails


No, you got many fanatics retarded people. They shouldn't exist on this planet.

I don't know whether to cry or laugh each time i read an email saying god will punish you if you dont fwrd this email to 20 ppl etc....

I swear i wouldn't mind killing them with my own hands.
 

Rami

The Linuxologist
Dec 24, 2004
8,065
No, you got many fanatics retarded people. They shouldn't exist on this planet.

I don't know whether to cry or laugh each time i read an email saying god will punish you if you dont fwrd this email to 20 ppl etc....

I swear i wouldn't mind killing them with my own hands.
I don't know if you misunderstood Jack's post, or whether I am jumping to conclusion. What Jack posted has nothing to do with God, or punishment or anything. The third step saying ask the patient to say "Hamdulilah" is just an example, you could ask him/her to say "I wanna fap in Delpies boots" and would get the same result. It's just a test for the patience speech response.
 

Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
Moderator
Dec 16, 2003
72,692
I don't know if you misunderstood Jack's post, or whether I am jumping to conclusion. What Jack posted has nothing to do with God, or punishment or anything. The third step saying ask the patient to say "Hamdulilah" is just an example, you could ask him/her to say "I wanna fap in Delpies boots" and would get the same result. It's just a test for the patience speech response.
I was pointing at these emails in general. I'm sure you also receive these king of emails asking you to fwrd them to ppl.
 

Rami

The Linuxologist
Dec 24, 2004
8,065
I deleted the post. I didn't know you're so sensitive.

Never mind.
Na not really...I am cool actually, it's just that I noticed you post lots of Saudi stuff. We are not perfect, far from it in fact.

I will reverse your decision and bring your post back :p
 

ReBeL

The Jackal
Jan 14, 2005
22,871
Na not really...I am cool actually, it's just that I noticed you post lots of Saudi stuff. We are not perfect, far from it in fact.

I will reverse your decision and bring your post back :p
The thing is that I was living between them some day in the past, and they like to post some of their funny things by email or on forums.

I post any funny thing in any Arab country regardless the nationality because I think we need a laugh...
 

Rami

The Linuxologist
Dec 24, 2004
8,065
The thing is that I was living between them some day in the past, and they like to post some of their funny things by email or on forums.

I post any funny thing in any Arab country regardless the nationality because I think we need a laugh...
Any Jeddawian guys?
 

sateeh

Day Walker
Jul 28, 2003
8,020
well i guess something has to be posted about Bahrain, i laughed so much when i heard and saw all of this last night.

DJ 'refused to perform over cash'

MANAMA: Dutch DJ Tiesto failed to show up for his debut Bahrain concert on Wednesday night allegedly because he refused to recognise Bahraini dinars as a valid currency.

Local event organiser Prime Time Entertainment yesterday said that the DJ refused to accept dinars but had already been paid 18,000 euros (BD9,243) in advance to cover his private jet expenses.

"We also paid him £20,000 (BD15,166) and $10,000 (BD3,780) on the night and offered the remainder in dinars but he refused it," event organiser Ayman Al Hamad told the GDN yesterday.

He refuted the apology the DJ's official website posted and confirmed that legal action would soon be taken against him.

The message on the website claimed that Tiesto, whose real name is Tijs Verwest, was stranded without a vehicle to travel from the Diplomat Radisson SAS Hotel, Residences and Spa, Manama, where he was staying, to the Marina Club.

"It's very stupid for him to say that," said Mr Al Hamad.

"If I could arrange for a jet, how can he even say that?

"Even if I didn't have a car for him any of the fans would be happy to offer one of theirs."

Mr Al Hamad believes that the DJ wasn't keen on playing after he learned that only about 3,000 fans were expected to attend the show.

Mr Al Hamad urged people with pictures and videos of the melee to come forward with evidence, to further the investigation.

"We have about 20 names and numbers of people who were filmed destroying things and we want more," he said.

He also confirmed that refund issues were currently being chalked out, and details would be announced soon.

ShowTech Productions, who provided audio visual equipment for the event, confirmed that it would cost about BD20,000 to BD25,000 to repair damaged equipment.

___________________________________________

Part1:
Part2:
Part3:
Part4:
Part5:
Part6:
Part7:

From the official Tiesto website:

Dear fans, I am very sorry for what happened at the Marina Club in Bahrain last Wednesday. Allow me to explain to you what really took place.

The promoter disappeared after 1 a.m. with the DJ fee and the money everybody had paid for their tickets.

I still wanted to play at the party, so I was waiting for somebody to pick me up from the hotel and bring me to the venue. At 2 a.m., still nobody had arrived and we heard that police was already on the way to the venue. At that moment, I had no other choice than to stay in my hotel room.

The promoter tried to escape Bahrain, but luckily he got caught near the Saudi Arabian border. He is in jail at this moment.

Again, I am very sorry for what happened and I will definitely try to find a way to make it up with all my fans who bought tickets for the show.

Tiësto
 

ReBeL

The Jackal
Jan 14, 2005
22,871
Any Jeddawian guys?
I'll see:D

well i guess something has to be posted about Bahrain, i laughed so much when i heard and saw all of this last night.

DJ 'refused to perform over cash'

MANAMA: Dutch DJ Tiesto failed to show up for his debut Bahrain concert on Wednesday night allegedly because he refused to recognise Bahraini dinars as a valid currency.

Local event organiser Prime Time Entertainment yesterday said that the DJ refused to accept dinars but had already been paid 18,000 euros (BD9,243) in advance to cover his private jet expenses.

"We also paid him £20,000 (BD15,166) and $10,000 (BD3,780) on the night and offered the remainder in dinars but he refused it," event organiser Ayman Al Hamad told the GDN yesterday.

He refuted the apology the DJ's official website posted and confirmed that legal action would soon be taken against him.

The message on the website claimed that Tiesto, whose real name is Tijs Verwest, was stranded without a vehicle to travel from the Diplomat Radisson SAS Hotel, Residences and Spa, Manama, where he was staying, to the Marina Club.

"It's very stupid for him to say that," said Mr Al Hamad.

"If I could arrange for a jet, how can he even say that?

"Even if I didn't have a car for him any of the fans would be happy to offer one of theirs."

Mr Al Hamad believes that the DJ wasn't keen on playing after he learned that only about 3,000 fans were expected to attend the show.

Mr Al Hamad urged people with pictures and videos of the melee to come forward with evidence, to further the investigation.

"We have about 20 names and numbers of people who were filmed destroying things and we want more," he said.

He also confirmed that refund issues were currently being chalked out, and details would be announced soon.

ShowTech Productions, who provided audio visual equipment for the event, confirmed that it would cost about BD20,000 to BD25,000 to repair damaged equipment.

___________________________________________

Part1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prbv7eEFL-s
Part2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3IkQZ_E98
Part3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwlcgLVg6fg
Part4:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ-mSlf3EAg
Part5:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7juqXL1dCRo
Part6:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k21mjQ2e1gM
Part7:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCVNXnIkw3M

From the official Tiesto website:

Dear fans, I am very sorry for what happened at the Marina Club in Bahrain last Wednesday. Allow me to explain to you what really took place.

The promoter disappeared after 1 a.m. with the DJ fee and the money everybody had paid for their tickets.

I still wanted to play at the party, so I was waiting for somebody to pick me up from the hotel and bring me to the venue. At 2 a.m., still nobody had arrived and we heard that police was already on the way to the venue. At that moment, I had no other choice than to stay in my hotel room.

The promoter tried to escape Bahrain, but luckily he got caught near the Saudi Arabian border. He is in jail at this moment.

Again, I am very sorry for what happened and I will definitely try to find a way to make it up with all my fans who bought tickets for the show.

Tiësto
Weird but funny. :p
 

ReBeL

The Jackal
Jan 14, 2005
22,871
مرة واحد اسمه عزوز راح اشتغل صبى عند ميكانيكي ....
وفى يوم قال عزوز لصاحب الورشة أنا اعرف رئيس الحي .....
صاحب الورشة ماصدق ....
لكن بعد يومين فعلا مر رئيس الحي قدام الورشة وسلم على عزوز سلام حار جدا ...
صاحب الورشة أعجب بعزوز وشغله أسطى في الورشة ....
وبعد يومين عزوز قال لصاحب الورشة أنا اعرف الوزير !!
قال له : لا صعبة جدا وفعلا بعد يومين مر الوزير قدام الورشة
وسلم على عزوز ......
صاحب الورشة ا تجنن وقال لعزوز : يابنى أنا بزوجك بنتى
وتمسك الورشة مكانى .....
وبعد يومين قال عزوز لصاحب الورشة أنا اعرف بوش ؟؟
ولكن صاحب الورشة قال بلاش تفشخر على .....
عزوز قاله تعالى نسافر وأنا أعرفك ؟؟
وفعلا سافروا أمريكا ووقفوا قدام البيت الأبيض وعزوز قال :
شوف الشباك الأبيض ، راح أطلع بعد شوية أنا وبوش ونقول لك هاى
وفعلا بعـد شويـة عزوز طلع هو وبوش ...
وبعد خمس دقائق صاحب الورشة أغمى علية وراح المستشفى !!!
ولما فاق سأله عزوز :- ليه أغمى عليك عشان شفتني أنا وبوش ؟؟؟
صاحب الورشة قال لا ....
أنا أغمى علي عشان أنت وبوش واقفين في الشباك عدا من قدامى اثنين
أمريكان يسألوني مين اللي واقف جنب عـزوز ؟؟
 

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