"The Arabic Juve Thread... Reloaded!!" (53 Viewers)

[Naggar]

I'm glad I didn't say that I sometimes listen to Medhat Saleh

some people here would bury me alive

 

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[JBF]

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Melhem Baraket



Oh, and Tamer Hosny should die.

While adding Elham madfa3y, Abd Al 7aleem and Cheb Khalid there would make it my list

I like Tamer's movies though. He is a good actor and you feel it is very nice comic acting there

Yamen


He's a piece of shit good for nothing but show-off and trying to convince everyone he's actually the youths favorite singer in the Arab world while he's probably the most hated piece of shit. And he's not even a cm close to being remotely funny.

Btw, I once read that he even paid some 20 hotties some decent cash for attending his concerts(if you can call them that) and screaming his name the whole time and creating havoc. That's how fucked up this guy is.

 

[Yamen]

yamen, you and i need a shisha together!!! we have some very important topics to cover!

Basha.. I tell you.. not sure if you can get your visa on arrival or not. bas seriously if you can mke 1 weekend here it would be great.

 

[Yamen]

While adding Elham madfa3y, Abd Al 7aleem and Cheb Khalid there would make it my list


Yamen


He's a piece of shit good for nothing but show-off and trying to convince everyone he's actually the youths favorite singer in the Arab world while he's probably the most hated piece of shit. And he's not even a cm close to being remotely funny.

Btw, I once read that he even paid some 20 hotties some decent cash for attending his concerts(if you can call them that) and screaming his name the whole time and creating havoc. That's how fucked up this guy is.

I liked him in 3omar w salma though. Its kinda like my character. Ew3a weshak

 

[Yamen]

I'm glad I didn't say that I sometimes listen to Medhat Saleh

some people here would bury me alive

7ameed el sha3iri anyone?

 

[Naggar]

While adding Elham madfa3y, Abd Al 7aleem and Cheb Khalid there would make it my list

Btw, I once read that he even paid some 20 hotties some decent cash for attending his concerts(if you can call them that) and screaming his name the whole time and creating havoc. That's how fucked up this guy is.

-I love khalid!
one of my all time favorite songs

-yup, tamer pays them to scream, hug and kiss him
childhood problems I suppose..

I liked him in 3omar w salma though. Its kinda like my character. Ew3a weshak

do you tickle girls then go "estamery ba2a " ?

7ameed el sha3iri anyone?

kidding right? but I hear he's talented, never gave him a chance in my ears though

 

[Yamen]

I wont say
bas I tell you that I dont open my shirt 3ashan el nas tshof sha3r sidri.

As for 7ameed he is talented. Hisham 3abbas, Ehab tawfee2, mustafa amar.. even i like a song for A7mad Gohar if anyone heard of him

I listened to Khalid, I even sang Abdul Qader "mimicing all 3 voices" at my sister's wedding, company party and couple of friends wedding and "nalat este7san el jumhoor"

I like Rai a lot. My father say that we are originally from Morocco but I am not sure to be honest if that is related

For Chab khaled I like Wahran Wahran.. super song.

 

[Naggar]

I must agree! I like all 90s arabic music, from wael kafouri and nawal zoghbi until nabil sho'el and abdulmajeed abdallah, not that I chose to like these but thats all we arabs had on tv on the days MBC was the best thing we knew about tv

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off-music:

you guys should all see this specially Egyptians, he makes perfect sense and speaks for my point of view very well!

 

[JBF]

I wont say
bas I tell you that I dont open my shirt 3ashan el nas tshof sha3r sidri.

As for 7ameed he is talented. Hisham 3abbas, Ehab tawfee2, mustafa amar.. even i like a song for A7mad Gohar if anyone heard of him

I listened to Khalid, I even sang Abdul Qader "mimicing all 3 voices" at my sister's wedding, company party and couple of friends wedding and "nalat este7san el jumhoor"

I like Rai a lot. My father say that we are originally from Morocco but I am not sure to be honest if that is related

For Chab khaled I like Wahran Wahran.. super song.

Now we're talkin

 

[Yamen]

I am with you Naggar.

 

[Azzurri7]

رررررررررررررائعه

كل واحد يرسلها لزوجته تفاديا للكوارث والمصائب

المقبله مع المونديال



خطاب الى زوجتي العزيزه

بعد التحية :

إيماناً مني بقدسية الحياة الزوجية وأهمية إبعادها عن كل ماينغصها ويكدر صفوها ..

أقدم لك نصحية من القلب عن كيفية التعايش

في فترة كأس العالم ..

لكي نخرج بأقل الأضرار ..

وهذه نصائح زوجك المحب ..

1- في الفترة ما بين 11 يونيو حتى 11 يوليو الطريقة الوحيدة الممكنة لفتح حوار بيننا

هو أن تقومي بمتابعة الصحف الرياضية وأخبار المونديال
وبهذه الطريقة فقط يمكننا أن نتشارك

في الحوار .. وأي كلام خارج هذا النطاق سأضطر آسفاً لعدم الرد عليه وهو ماسيزعجك ..


2-خلال كأس العالم التلفاز يعتبر ملكا لي

في كل أوقات اليوم بدون ابداء الاسباب

واذا رأيتك تنظرين الى جهاز التحكم قد تفقدين إحدى عينيك الجميلتين.

3- اذا اردتي ان تمري امام التلفاز خلال المباراة

أو قبلها أو بعدها فاني لا امانع أبدا

طالما يتم ذلك زحفا على الأرض

مثل رجال الكوماندوز في الحرب العالمية.

4- خلال المباريات يجب ان تعلمي انني

لا أرى ولا اسمع ولا اتكلم,

الا اذا احتجت منك طعاما أو شرابا,

ولن اوافق على سماع جمل مثل: رد علىالهاتف, احضر لنا طعاما من السوبر ماركت أو افتح الباب .
او اريد الذهاب الي بيت اهلي
والا سوف تذهبين الى الابد ..
5- اذا قمتي بكل ما سبق فانني سوف اسمح لكي بمشاهدة التلفاز من الساعة 2 بعد منتصف الليل وحتى ال 6 صباحا.

6- أرجوك ثم أرجوكي ثم أرجوكي

الا تقولي لي "انها مجرد لعبة" أو"سيفوزون

في المرة المقبلة" عندما ابدو حزينا لخسارة فريقي في المونديال, لأن هذا لا يساعدني

انما يزيد من غضبي و كلماتك "التشجيعية"

لن تجلعني اتحسن انما قد تؤدي الى مزيد

من الغضب والنكد.

7-لن امانع ابدا في ان تشاهدي مباريات المونديال معي وسأسمح لك بالكلام خلال فترة الاستراحة بين الشوطين فقط

اذا كانت نتيجة المباراة لصالح فريقي الذي اشجعه, أرجو وضع خط تحت كلمة لصالح فريقي ..

8- الاعادة التلفزيونية للأهداف مهمة جدا لي

ولا اهتم اذا شاهدت الهدف 100 مرة

فلا تظهري تذمرا.

9- خلال الملخص اليومي لكأس العالم يجب عليكي ألا تقولي "لقد شاهدت المباراة فلماذا تشاهدها مرة اخرى", لأن ردي سيكون "ارجعي للنقطة رقم 1 + 2

10- في نهاية كأس العالم ارجو منكي الا تقولي "الحمد لله ان كأس العالم تأتي كل 4 سنوات"

لأن لدي مناعة ضد مثل هذه الكلمات ولا تنسي

ان بعد هذا سيأتي الدوري الانجليزي
والدوري الأسباني والدوري الايطالي ودوري أبطال أوروبا وكأس اوروبا وكأس الاتحاد الانجليزي, وكأس أسبانيا .... الخ.
فإبمكاني تعويض ما فاتني وبكل سهولة ..

زوجتي الصبورة
اشكرك على حسن تعاونك

زوجك المخلص ..
مدمن كوره​

 

[Yamen]

SUPER

By the way I have this agreement signed right before getting married

 

[Naggar]

haha

does anyone get the "howa zidane beyel3ab?" question from women while watching a match in the malysian league.. and 4 years after he retired?

 

[Yamen]

not here in my house

 

[JBF]

Yea, they ask for Mustafa Agha there

 

[Naggar]

dude, jbf.. whenever I see your location "Amman" I remember this funny story with a friend from Amman as well, original salty

so I don't know anything about jordan from inside forgive me if I made a mistake
anyway one time back in riyadh me and yazeed were talking and he was like "ya7'y baddi anzel ashtery awa3y, teejy?"
and I'm like "awa3y? 3ayez tegeeb 7elal w atba2 leeh?"
and he keeps saying AWA3Y AWA3Y
and I keep saying malak w mal el matba7' enta?!!?!

anyway then he tells me YA3NY HDOOM YA 3AM!
good days

 

[Yamen]

Did you watch it yesterday or the night before? He had 7alima boland on the show.

Yesterday a Jordanian won that cruz. Beddo ynazel manasaf la abu karam bs yowsal 3al Ordon

 

[Yamen]

dude, jbf.. whenever I see your location "Amman" I remember this funny story with a friend from Amman as well, original salty

so I don't know anything about jordan from inside forgive me if I made a mistake
anyway one time back in riyadh me and yazeed were talking and he was like "ya7'y baddi anzel ashtery awa3y, teejy?"
and I'm like "awa3y? 3ayez tegeeb 7elal w atba2 leeh?"
and he keeps saying AWA3Y AWA3Y
and I keep saying malak w mal el matba7' enta?!!?!

anyway then he tells me YA3NY HDOOM YA 3AM!
good days

Super one. This always happens by the way

 

[JBF]

dude, jbf.. whenever I see your location "Amman" I remember this funny story with a friend from Amman as well, original salty

so I don't know anything about jordan from inside forgive me if I made a mistake
anyway one time back in riyadh me and yazeed were talking and he was like "ya7'y baddi anzel ashtery awa3y, teejy?"
and I'm like "awa3y? 3ayez tegeeb 7elal w atba2 leeh?"
and he keeps saying AWA3Y AWA3Y
and I keep saying malak w mal el matba7' enta?!!?!

anyway then he tells me YA3NY HDOOM YA 3AM!
good days

Good one man and that's really what we say about cloth both here and in Palestine

 

[JBF]

Did you watch it yesterday or the night before? He had 7alima boland on the show.

Yesterday a Jordanian won that cruz. Beddo ynazel manasaf la abu karam bs yowsal 3al Ordon

I never watch it, I thought I made that clear enough


Btw, that bitch is something indeed. Yifda7 3ardha ya zlameh, mish bas shagfeh bs bi kol kilmeh 2ilha '3anjeh. Ah well, good times