That killed me (23 Viewers)

[The Curr]

Can someone please explain the origin of the name 'Anal Canon'?

Yes. Please do. Anyone?

 

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[Zé Tahir]

Actually, the word can be traced back to 17th Century BC; Hammurabi coined the word and his prophecy is only coming true today.

 

[Dinsdale]

It hasn't been defined at http://www.urbandictionary.com yet. JCK?

P.S.: Has it anything to do with a hampster cannon?

 

[Cuti]

:analcanon: BOOM BOOM

The story of the origin of the anal cannon is a long one that passes through many different days, and only a person with nothing better to do would explain it to you people

 

[Zé Tahir]

:analcanon: BOOM BOOM

The story of the origin of the anal cannon is a long one that passes through many different days, and only a person with nothing better to do would explain it to you people

Only when you've found your inner cannon can you begin to explain the anal cannon.

 

[Dinsdale]

:analcanon: BOOM BOOM

The story of the origin of the anal cannon is a long one that passes through many different days, and only a person with nothing better to do would explain it to you people

Well duh.

 

[HelterSkelter]

-Ahmedios loves Nedved.He uses the term 'Czech Cannon' a lot.

-Burke and Andy love Ahmedios a lot.

-I think Jack opened a thread/poll about wether people actually read posts by Ahmedios.

-The thread went down the way we all know it would have,Andy twisted the Czech Cannon word into the Anal Cannon,and thus we have the beginning of the whole ritual.

That children,completes your 2nd lesson.

 

[rounder]

Anal Cannon:

Basically, it is when a person, man or woman, has the profound ability of shooting cavities from his/her anus. This excercise must be performed with utmost precision in order to avoid any unfortunate mishappenings.

 

[HelterSkelter]

Perhaps its got something to do with using your mouth to talk and not your ass.

 

[Dinsdale]

-Ahmedios loves Nedved.He uses the term 'Czech Cannon' a lot.

-Burke and Andy love Ahmedios a lot.

-I think Jack opened a thread/poll about wether people actually read posts by Ahmedios.

-The thread went down the way we all know it would have,Andy twisted the Czech Cannon word into the Anal Cannon,and thus we have the beginning of the whole ritual.

That children,completes your 2nd lesson.

That story actually disappointed me. Thanks for explaining anyway.

 

[Dinsdale]

Anal Cannon:

Basically, it is when a person, man or woman, has the profound ability of shooting cavities from his/her anus. This excercise must be performed with utmost precision in order to avoid any unfortunate mishappenings.

I once saw a clip of a woman who could pull her anus out of her ass. Does that count too?

 

[HelterSkelter]

 

[Snoop]

Perhaps its got something to do with using your mouth to talk and not your ass.

DA!

 

[rounder]

I once saw a clip of a woman who could pull her anus out of her ass. Does that count too?

If the anus has exceded the ass by margin greater than 2.1 inches then yes, it counts.

 

[V]

Oh well,

BOOM BOOM!

:analcanon:

 

[Maher]

Is that an order?

it is not good for the image of this forum

 

[V]

it is not good for the image of this forum

Neither are you, so what are you gonna do about it?

 

[HelterSkelter]

:analcanon:

 

[Fred]

it is not good for the image of this forum

Neither are you, so what are you gonna do about it?

 

[JCK]

it is not good for the image of this forum

I know that, that's why he has to leave an never come back.