Teun Koopmeiners (29 Viewers)

Rockets

Senior Member
Jul 26, 2022
3,981
Guys you are fooled.

The tweet means Koop's teammates are so trash that they are like tuberculosis, and Koop's been playing with them. It is prolly Koop's double account (or Giuntoli's, or maybe Motta's).





















Sorry guys a bad joke doesn't make sense. But JJ is a club that doesn't make sense. So a good joke.
 

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Jun 16, 2020
12,435
His performances are disgusting, really offers nothing. Must be the worst sequence of months I’ve seen from a AM. Fagioli somehow can’t touch the grass and for Yildiz it’s forbidden to play in his position.
 

Dostoevsky

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May 27, 2007
88,978
Koop is the only player I'd sell faster than Vlahovic. Locatelli would be second actually and Vlahovic third. But it's quite close battle.

Literal dogsshit on field. It's like we're playing with a red card when he's on the pitch. Casper with horrible movement and no engagement in the play. Disgusting.
 
Jul 2, 2006
19,431
Koop is the only player I'd sell faster than Vlahovic. Locatelli would be second actually and Vlahovic third. But it's quite close battle.

Literal dogsshit on field. It's like we're playing with a red card when he's on the pitch. Casper with horrible movement and no engagement in the play. Disgusting.
good luck finding another cunt obsessed with him like cuntoli is.
 

Dostoevsky

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May 27, 2007
88,978
IMO this is the worst transfer we had. In an ideal world, we'd use future transfers to build around him. However, Koop is simply a terrible player, yet another Atalanta wonder who chokes in any other system. Painful that we've wasted so much money signing this guy. I doubt any club would be willing to sign him at this point, unless some crazy discount, and we're stuck with 50mln euros in a form of merda.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
115,907
I loved how the commentators were praising him relentlessly when taking corners. "He's so good putting that ball on the six every time, one of the best in Serie A."

Why is this something to be praised? I was putting the ball on a dime every single time in high school on corners. How many goals have we scored on these, none?

This dude is fucking useless, period.
 

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