Teen pregnant after ‘swimming in pool’ (6 Viewers)

[The Curr]

A woman is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html

 

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[bianconero]

Must have been a Sperm Whale in the pool.

 

[Red]

I'm struggling to come up with a Nile/denial related joke.

So anyway, there's the punchline, make up you own joke.

 

[The Curr]

I've been working on a few.


Someone must have been doing more than the breast stroke in the pool with her.

Sounds like her mother dived into the shallow end of the gene pool.

When she's given birth someone will shout "it's a buoy!".

 

[Eddy]

 

[Byrone]

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool.


Times are tough,so this must be the best way to make a quick buck.Dumb bitch.

 

[Cuti]

So fake.

Great avatar B-man

 

[Byrone]

Thanks Cuti.

Come to think of it Ahmed recently broke up with his gf,im pretty sure he has something to do with this.

 

[The Curr]

Come to think of it Ahmed recently broke up with his gf,im pretty sure he has something to do with this.

She's 13. More like Albert.

 

[Byrone]

Nah, Lil Al likes them young & tender,much like connie talbot.

 

[Seven]

So unlucky.

 

[Fred]

I've been working on a few.


Someone must have been doing more than the breast stroke in the pool with her.

Sounds like her mother dived into the shallow end of the gene pool.

When she's given birth someone will shout "it's a buoy!".

 

[Seven]

Hundreds of men must have been masturbating in the pool less than a second before she went in and she must have been naked. Otherwise it doesn't make any sense.

 

[Fred]

Is it medically possible for that to happen?

Even if it was, wouldn't it be like impossible to prove that did happen?

 

[Seven]

Is it medically possible for that to happen?

Even if it was, wouldn't it be like impossible to prove that did happen?

If the above scenario happened it is medically possible. But I don't think too many judges would see it as an innocent dive in a pool.

 

[Fred]

What?

Are you insinuating that she planned and meant for this to happen?

 

[Seven]

She might be an extremely naive 13 year old girl mistaking the biggest bukkake in the history of man for a clean looking pool.

 

[Salvo]

another virgin mary

 

[swag]

The immaculate pool conception!

 

[gray]

She's lying.