Tech support excuse generator (1 Viewer)

[Martin]

Wondering what's wrong with your stuff? Take it to tech support and they'll use this generator to explain the problem to you. That'll be $50, sir

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[Zlatan]

Well, I find that this forum has a "major, aborted programming rejection"

 

[gray]

:LOL: I like it. I've always wanted to try my hand at tech support, just to hear the amazingly stupid people and maybe even help out people who have some clue what's going on.

 

[mikhail]

Yeah, I seems my problem is a "Non-Specific, localised reception corruption."

Which sounds like a fancy description of Emile Heskey's first touch.

 

[Wings]

:LOL:
Will you give heskey a break :LOL: :LOL:

 

[mikhail]

++ [ originally posted by DaJuve ] ++
:LOL:
Will you give heskey a break :LOL: :LOL:

Never! This goal celebration must be punished.

 

[Wings]

You are cracking my ribs .....
5 years hard labour perharps?

 

[mikhail]

Worse. 5 training sessions with Kevin Kilbane.

 

[Wings]

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: