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[djleli]

oh shyt remove the post espectro

 

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[Lawnchair Bes]

if i could, i would get up and kick you in the arse, you cant take my place

 

[djleli]

you bet i could! remember anthrax my good old friend?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

is anthrax the new epo ?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

In other news djleli a striker of Juventuz, has been loaned to seria c side roma. The manager of juventuz has been quoted to say "you collect trophies, not players"

 

[djleli]

:LOL: pleaseeeeeee anything but roma give me a worst club BUT not roma ffs

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

you will like it there, totti will teach you how to spit and cry like spoiled little girl

 

[djleli]

no i can beat the shyt out of totti any other day what totti can do with a ball i can do with a peanut

 

[djleli]

im off cya l8er maybe

 

[HelterSkelter]

Goal.com Exclusive - Dijeli for Cassano?!

In a sensational twist of events,Dijeli got loaned to Roma on a 18 month deal though apparently there is more to this deal.Antonio Cassano could be going the other way.When young Juventuz playmaker was asked about the possiblity of playing alongside Cassano,he replied"it would be great"

 

[Maresca]

any news about coach nawaf? he told me I shall ask him in 5 hours about my loan move to barca, the 5 hours are over

 

[HelterSkelter]

dont worry,you'll be barcelona's last minute transfer surprise.I hear Ronaldinho is already sweating

 

[Mark]

rollingstone.com

Slash to play Juventuz anthem.

Velvet Revolver guitar player Slash(ex-Guns n' Roses) will play a solo version of the 1st Juventuz anthem on his Gibson guitar on their 1st game tomorrow.

 

[HelterSkelter]

what anthem will it be?

jungle,welcome to the jungle
watch it bring you to your shanananana knees
oh,i wanna watch you bleed

 

[giovanotti]

++ [ originally posted by Nawaf ] ++
...
"Sports.it"

"Whoever comes up with these things is a genius! This made me laugh more than any stand-up comic. Please, if anyone would really believe that I would leave my favorite club for a club I really detest should get his head tested."

May I sign in for the Doctor of the club,I mean I have such qualification...there is no way for any other doping affair while I'm the doctor.....what do you think as a manager of the club???

 

[Mark]

can't perform G'N'R songs because Axl didn't give us permission to.

 

[Seven]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Channel 4
September 20, 2005

Beck Blasts Juventuz

Star Juventuz stopper Andrew Beck has sensationally blasted the club he plays for. The comments came after a series of training ground disputes with fellow Juventuz players.

"I just think this club sucks dog balls," stated Beck in a press conference after a training session. "I mean, we have players who think they own the club and have only been here a few days, we have players who think I will personally bomb their homelands, and we have players from countries that don't even exist. Then we have players who think they are actually two different people and want both of "themselves" to be fielded at the same time, in place of me. This club is for idiots."

This latest Beck tirade comes just days after he punched Centrocampista, otherwise known as Seven, making him have to go through surgery on his jaw. Due to Beck's stature at the club, Centrocampista's request for punishment against him went unheard and unnoticed, and nobody is sure what action the club will take against Beck after this latest assault, if any at all.

Beck went on to say, "the only good player at this club is Burke because he reminds me of Balzaretti."

In related news, Don Bes will not be available for the match on Wednesday. The player is said to be stuck in his lawn chair.

Beck Put In Jail

The main question regarding Beck's arrest is whether he'll end up in jail or in a mental institution. Yesterday Beck pointed at Centrocampista and Seven screaming out they were the same person.

Today he was quoted saying "There's no such thing as Belgium! It's a conspiracy I tell you! A conspiracy!". His opinion towards Belgium is probably one of the main reasons why he punched Centrocampista, who has already recovered.

Oddly enough no actions were undertaken by the club that day, but it now seems that Seven put down a complaint about Beck, which resulted in Beck being taken away in custody. It is widely believed that most players of the Juventuz squad are willing to testify against Andrew Beck.

 

[HelterSkelter]

then i guess it'll have to be :

yeaaaaaaah here comes the water
it comes to wash away the sins of you and i
this time you'll see
that only water
it burns you faster than you ever dry
this time with me

 

[/usr/bin]

Ok, guys I just finished with the database.. yes.. just now.. It's been 6 miserable hours, so I hope most of you appreciate what I'm doing here..

 

[giovanotti]

++ [ originally posted by Nawaf ] ++
Ok, guys I just finished with the database.. yes.. just now.. It's been 6 miserable hours, so I hope most of you appreciate what I'm doing here..

Oh my God...it seems I'm late:down: