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Ok guys, this is the HQ.. Nothing but official business here. The other thread will hopefully be closed soon.

Shock As Roma Relegated; Cometh the Juventuz

It has been announced this morning, that due to Franco Sensi's rather stupid and public business arrangement with the Mafia, Roma have been relegated to Serie C2, and newly-formed team Juventuz will take over its place, and oddly enough, its Champions League spot as well.


More to follow:

Juventuz Squad:

GK - Rami, (reserve keeper)
DL- Dan
DC -iBianconeri
DC - Andy
DR - Erik
AMR - Centrocampista
AML - Martin , Dan
DMC - Nawaf
MC/AMC - axlrose
FC - Bürke
FC - Jigga
1- Menace DMC
2- Mark77 D/AM RL
3- Zlatan GK
4- Greg a.k.a Swag DR
5- Don Bes SC
6- Jeeks AM/F LC
7- Vinni AM/F LC
8- Zurri AM C
9- hambon D/DM RC
10- Espectro DMC
11- Meester Gol D/DM RL
12 - ZhiXin DM/AM C
13- John #10 DM/AM RC
14-djleli SC
15- Modo Bianconero
16- Maresca78
17- Vlatko

Squad Numbers:

Rami: 99
Jigga No: 9
Dan No:19
Nawaf No: 8
Centro No: 7
Andy No: 4
Erik No: 2
Martin No: 10
Juve89: 3
Don Bes: 17
iBianconeri: 23
Burke: 69
Swag: 29
Zlatan: 61
Jack: 13
Vinni: 18
Zurri: 33
Mark: 20
Espectro: 25
Axlrose: 15
Mister Gol:
ZhiXin: 21
John #10: 6
hambon: 5
djleli: 11
Maresca:
Vlatko:26

Staff:

Manager Nawaf Al Khalfan
General Manager Clark Kent (baggio)
Head Physio Lilliana Buffon

Official Site:
http://fcjuventuz.web1000.com/

 

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[#10]

ding dong nawaf... Dmc/amc pimp daddy .....

Ps. shame roma were relgated, would have loved to break totti's face

 

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Sky Sports: Michael, Man Utd. and Liverpool offered Juventuz 23M Euros for your services here in England, why did your club turn down the transfer, and why did you sign a new contract?

Bürke: Look, I am a Juventuz champion, just check my post count, I came up through the ranks of Bayern, but I am here now. Now why did the coaches turn away those teams? I told the coach I would purposely break my legs if I was transfered anywhere in England. Taking my superb goal scoring record and my personal health into account, they staff decided to sign me to a long-term 5 year deal.


(From other thread)

 

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++ [ originally posted by John #10 ] ++
ding dong nawaf... Dmc/amc pimp daddy .....

Ps. shame roma were relgated, would have loved to break totti's face

Oh, yeah right.. Silly me..

 

[Dan]

Whoohoo im a starter.. no one threatens my position

 

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++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++
Whoohoo im a starter.. no one threatens my position

Actually, you've got Mark77 biting at your behind.. You better get your act together..

 

[Dan]

Bild: Daniel Brown, you are a sensational Left back and at the tender age of 16 you are starting a season for world reknowned Juventuz FC. How do you feel?

Dan: I knew it was coming. I was playing on the football playground near my school, and I saw a man who looked like he came from Bahrain looking at me. At first I was intimindated by him as he looked like he wanted to hit me when he called me over, but instead he offered me a 1.7 million euro 4 year deal on the spot. After a short negotiation for my bonuses (which are 20% extra of the current wage added on extra subject to a clean sheet or goal/assit made) I jetted off to wherever the hell Juventuz. FC is.

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Nawaf ] ++


Actually, you've got Mark77 biting at your behind.. You better get your act together..

Im a fan favourite, im the young heroic italian icon

 

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Maresca loaned to Liverpool


"I am very dissapointed with the club, I had never got a chance to play. the coach did not help me. but I will do my best with barca and I hope that I will be back next season to juventuz."

Soon after, manager/star midfielder Nawaf Al Khalfan gave his views on the issue:

"This is a very unfortunate situation. I cannot eevn begin to explain what a tragedy it is to have such a large and talented squad. Unfortunately for Mazza, he was one of the last people to register with us for the Champions' League, and this led to that, and we eventually had to let him, and many others, go for a season so we can sort out the legal issues. I hope they are able to come back next season, and I hope that they know that we did not want them to go, but it was a necessity. At these times, I wish I had someone like Luciano Moggi on our ranks.."

 

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Will you eventually post up our statistics?

 

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++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
Will you eventually post up our statistics?

Yes, I will. I'm gonna edit the game now, and post all twenty something screenshots onto a different site.. It'll look neater that way..

 

[Dan]

Dan the Man: I love Juventuz

New Juventuz Wunderkid Daniel Brown expressed his fondness of the club at today's press conference.

' I'm so happy to be here' Daniel said, ' It's like a dream come true.'
When asked about his threat to his position, Mark77, Daniel gave a stern face and said:
' He is a talented player, but I was signed to play. Coach Nawaf was impressed with my abilities, and he knows I have alot to give to this team. Im ready to start and play. '
All we can ask now is: Is the world ready for Daniel Brown?

 

[Mr. Gol]

Wow, the other thread has spawned like 20 pages since this morning. What does the '11' in front of my name mean in the squad list?

 

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++ [ originally posted by Mr. Gol ] ++
Wow, the other thread has spawned like 20 pages since this morning. What does the '11' in front of my name mean in the squad list?

You are just sub number 11, it doesn't mean anything.

 

[Rami]

Ok guys we really need to organize this...I propose that fabricated news stories (Dan, Burke...etc) should be in one thread and actual news stories in another thread and only posted by nawaf....

 

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The Globe:

"....Juve wonderkids Burke, Andy, and Danny were seen out drinking the night away in Southern Bavaria last night. The boys were thought to have been doing so because of signing their new contracts with their newly promoted Serie A club Juventuz. When the drunks were asked to comment, Andy vomitted on the cameraman, and Burke spit a rhyme about the youngest of the three, Danny. Dan, high, and drunk, just looked into the camera and screamed, "Get the **** out of my shit, BUSTA!"

 

[Mr. Gol]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


You are just sub number 11, it doesn't mean anything.

So I get to fill Pessotto's shoes, great :groan: I'm still young, can't you send me somewhere on loan year after year so that I become shit

 

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++ [ originally posted by Mr. Gol ] ++


So I get to fill Pessotto's shoes, great :groan: I'm still young, can't you send me somewhere on loan year after year so that I become shit

:LOL:

 

[Rami]

++ [ originally posted by Mr. Gol ] ++


So I get to fill Pessotto's shoes, great :groan: I'm still young, can't you send me somewhere on loan year after year so that I become shit

For starters change your avatar that would make nawaf take you more seriously

 

[#10]

nawaf has a sparkling pink avatar.