Okay so I have given up on everything so hear me out. I am getting older by the day. I no longer only care for the results. I want to get entertained. So here is my wish and my request.
Wish: Motta, start playing some ineffective total football. Or get someone else to do it. It is more fun to watch us this season but it's not saying much to be fair.
Request: Get some cheerleaders, some mascots, some comedians (English-speaking) and knock yourself out in the marketing room. Create a chaos of fun. Let the cheerleader cheer their asses off and I couldn't care less if they are good or bad looking. Mascot, just do ya thang. Comedian: You need to have a 120 min routine every week. It's ok to switch with friends. But I need slapsticks or puns every five min. Others can join in with animals doing some stuff. We can have a Zebra enter the pitch every break. When we score we can have a golden retriever retrieve the ball. When opponents score we can let loose a rooster. The announcer/speaker can have quizzes during the game too. Every ten min we put someone from the audience on the big screen and ask them "never have I ever" and then the rest of the stadium must sit/stand. This chaos of fun might even get some opponents loose concentration while our players that are used to "Tak's chaos of fun".
There's so many things we can do and I am not very creative.
Now you will say that his sounds expensive. But I'll tell you. It would offer me more joy and would still be cheaper than signing Kelly.
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