Summer mercato thread 2025-26 (252 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

You so gay for this man!


I mean Camavinga, just to be clear.

I love him.

Could you imagine him and Thuram together?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[HelterSkelter]

Kinda shocking there are no Antony links to JJ. We are the patron saints of lolzillians


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[DAiDEViL]

I love him.

Could you imagine him and Thuram together?

Like, on the pitch, right

 

[DanielSz]

Retegui would be an amazing backup. Operative word backup.

 

[Bjerknes]

Here's my list of strikers for next season.

1) Retegui (Jeffrey will demand him)
2) Hojlund (Jeffrey already "worked" with him)
3) Krstovic
4) Lucca
5) Kolo Muani
6) Vlahovic (since we won't be able to sell him)

And right on cue.

- - - Updated - - -

Like, on the pitch, right

It always starts on the pitch…

 

[cimenk]

And right on cue.

- - - Updated - - -



It always starts on the pitch…

We should stay away from Hojlund. Never understand the hype, scored 9 goals in Atalanta and then got signed by Man Utd.

Still young but i dont think he wll come cheap. We should focus elsewhere.

 

[Pirlo's Beard]

If we sign him we're retarded. He's half the player Amauri was.

He has absolutely nothing. The worst positioning snd instincts I've ever seen an attacker have at a "big" club

He barely scored for Atalanta the team that csn get crazy output from journeymen every year.

If its not a dry loan and he's not seen as the back up striker then god help us all. Will probably be fake fanning this season too. Especially if we miss Conte and wind up with Motta 2.0.

Why bother watching when you know for a fact there will be almost zero entertainment.

At least our last banter era had some fun players.

 

[Xperd]

Di Gregorio
Gatti-Bremer-Kelly
Weah-Thuram-Locatelli-Zappacosta
Koopmeiners
Yildiz-Retegui

Allenatore: Gasperini​

 

[Boksic]

And right on cue.

- - - Updated - - -



It always starts on the pitch…

So predictable. We're clearly going to end up with Hojlund and overpay in the process.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Our most hilarious move is going to be Guintoli + Tudor

 

[Alex-444]

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Di Gregorio
Gatti-Bremer-Kelly
Weah-Thuram-Locatelli-Zappacosta
Koopmeiners
Yildiz-Retegui

Allenatore: Gasperini​

How you gonna feel when MadMax takes Milan back to glory whilst brings in Pioli or Mancini and signs more jabronis like Hojlund and co

 

[DAiDEViL]

How you gonna feel when MadMax takes Milan back to glory whilst brings in Pioli or Mancini and signs more jabronis like Hojlund and co

Best just skip next season if Toli stays and we bring in another nothing coach. Why bother.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Best just skip next season if Toli stays and we bring in another nothing coach. Why bother.

If that happens (Giuntoli staying + jabroni coach) it’d going to make it very hard for me to give a fuck about next season.

The moves this club has made since 2018 continue to baffle me. When will this garbage end.

 

[GarfielD]

If that happens (Giuntoli staying + jabroni coach) it’d going to make it very hard for me to give a fuck about next season.

Nah, we will be suffering again together. We will always give a fuck for Juve.

 

[Siamak]

And right on cue.

- - - Updated - - -



It always starts on the pitch…

Giuntoli working on blondes project to increase the number of blondes on the team which is very appreciated!
The first thing is to get rid of dead wood, Vla is one of them. We have to clear the deadweight Veiga, Kelly, Milik etc. The second thing is to bring in 3 or 4 players to cover some departments forwards and midfield. We need desperately depth in our roster.

 

[juve123]

Juventus has set its sights on Dodo to strengthen the team. The player is expected to respond to Fiorentina's offer for a contract renewal. However, the temptation of a move to Juventus is becoming increasingly strong for him.

@CorSport

 

[Bjerknes]

Giuntoli working on blondes project to increase the number of blondes on the team which is very appreciated!
The first thing is to get rid of dead wood, Vla is one of them. We have to clear the deadweight Veiga, Kelly, Milik etc. The second thing is to bring in 3 or 4 players to cover some departments forwards and midfield. We need desperately depth in our roster.

You can never have enough blondes in a team.

Juventus has set its sights on Dodo to strengthen the team. The player is expected to respond to Fiorentina's offer for a contract renewal. However, the temptation of a move to Juventus is becoming increasingly strong for him.

@CorSport

I hate his name, but Dodo has been pretty good in Serie A. My policy is no Lolzillians though.

 

[Amer]

Juventus has set its sights on Dodo to strengthen the team. The player is expected to respond to Fiorentina's offer for a contract renewal. However, the temptation of a move to Juventus is becoming increasingly strong for him.

@CorSport

Dodo?

Donot.

 

[Salvo]

No more Fiorentina players and no more Brazilians.

Thanks