Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21 (105 Viewers)

[Carlos Primera]

Since a classic centre forward appears to be central in Pirlo’s plans, hows that kid Pellegri doing over in Monaco? I remember Beppe was a cunt hair away from snapping him up like 2 years ago. That kid was jacked and mobile for his size. Also one of our old targets Schick looks to be on the outs at Roma Are anyone of these guys salvageable?

 

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[Lion]

He is in Naples eating pasta and playing ps4 as we speak

 

[GiocataGrande]

Haha look the first 30 seconds. The reactions of those guys when Momblano said Juve already have Aouar.

Starting to become annual event, Momblano pulling our leg each summer, only this time high on coke at his holiday resort.

"wrapped up" from Momblano usually means negotiating stage

 

[Carlos Primera]

Goddamn Mililk is suck an uninspired signing btw. Absolute Vanilla. This guy does nothing to titilate or whet the appetite, akin to how the gals at the playboy mansion felt whenever old hef disrobed to service them with the pale earth worm betwix his wrinkly ass thighs.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Goddamn Mililk is suck an uninspired signing btw. Absolute Vanilla. This guy does nothing to titilate or whet the appetite, akin to how the gals at the playboy mansion felt whenever old hef disrobed to service them with the pale earth worm betwix his wrinkly ass thighs.

Calma. We are not signing milik. We dont want him now

 

[Daddi]

Goddamn Mililk is suck an uninspired signing btw. Absolute Vanilla. This guy does nothing to titilate or whet the appetite, akin to how the gals at the playboy mansion felt whenever old hef disrobed to service them with the pale earth worm betwix his wrinkly ass thighs.

Totally agree. Better to sign Icardi

 

[X Æ A-12]

Calma. We are not signing milik. We dont want him now

Who are we signing then?

 

[GiocataGrande]

Who are we signing then?

Fabian. Some guy from Napoli.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Fabian. Some guy from Napoli.

I mean in terms of strikers. Fabian is no striker

 

[GiocataGrande]

I mean in terms of strikers. Fabian is no striker

Sorry, bad joke from me anyway, got caught up.

I think we get Dzeko right? It feels like a Juve move and apparently Juve likes him etc.

Not very exciting imo , but if it's a short term fix it's ok i guess. I still feel like thats a very sideways move from Higuain and not really improvement

Dunno if u read but rumors about a possible Kean back from Everton to juve deal that was also reported earlier today.

 

[s4tch]

Fabian. Some guy from Napoli.

even if you just made it up

 

[Carlos Primera]

Totally agree. Better to sign Icardi

Oh yes, Icardi a despicable shit stain he maybe at least had that “dog” in him. We need more guys with that dog mentality like we had in those early Conte years. Vidal, Chiello, Tevez, Caceres, Licht had that dog in ‘em. If Suarez has got anything left in the tank I’d happily give him like a 2 year deal, that dude literally is a dog. Was my absolute dream signing a decade ago.

 

[Hust]

 

[X Æ A-12]

I think its not a coincidence that the two signings made official since Covid (arthur, Mckennie) have been from foreign sides.

Have a feeling we will continue to do this to save on those tax laws so probably no Zaniolo

 

[Anan M]

Weston McKinnie is on Juve's Instagram!

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Who are we signing then?

Not milik

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Maybe we need to bring back @JCK's creation with a twist

 

[KB824]

Maybe we need to bring back @JCK's creation with a twist

That works

 

[Mark]

Maybe we need to bring back @JCK's creation with a twist

I disagree

 

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