Summer Mercato Thread 2018 (65 Viewers)

[Hust]

A cunning plan
Football world overwhelmed by a shock rumour: 'Ronaldo to Juve’
Here is the truth
Agent Jorge Mendes has an ingenious idea to resolve the CR7-Real problem: he talks in Turin on Cancelo’s day and finds the right way to break it off with Florentino Perez
The numbers don’t add up, but…
Boniperti’s 90 years between anecdotes, solemn silence and privacy

Cristiano Ronaldo on the verge for Juve
Shock anticipation from Tuttosport was confirmed all over the world: the Bianconeri will pay the €100m clause inserted in January, but not valid for Spanish, English or PSG
CR7 will sign a four-year contract worth €30m per season

 

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[Mark]

look at these bums

 

[GiocataGrande]

Crazy that the initial Tuttosport was true. They broke the story before everyone else.

Actually, yes. I will respect them like my grandmother now if this turns out to be true

 

[.zero]

@Mark Good math though

 

[Mark]

@Mark Good math though

eh?

 

[X Æ A-12]

four years? We're going to pay a 37 y/o attacker 30mil for a season?

At that point there better be a clause in the contract that he has to shamelessly promote us and our brand once he starts declining. Model some Juventus underwear, tour Asia in our shirt go on their talk shows etc. Make sure that people all around the world subconsciously associate Juventus with stunning physical perfection

 

[Mark]

 

[.zero]

eh?

The English morons tried to calculate how much the actual cost would be to acquire him

They're not only pundits, but also economists

four years? We're going to pay a 37 y/o attacker 30mil for a season?

At that point there better be a clause in the contract that he has to shamelessly promote us and our brand once he starts declining. Model some Juventus underwear, tour Asia in our shirt go on their talk shows etc. Make sure that people all around the world subconsciously associate Juventus with stunning physical perfection

I can do that for a couple of dollars less

 

[Mark]

The English morons tried to calculate how much the actual cost would be to acquire him

They're not only pundits, but also economists



I can do that for a couple of dollars less

they basically compared us to a Siena.

Juve? Ronaldo to Juve? What's a Juve?

 

[X Æ A-12]

I can do that for a couple of dollars less

meh, you have the sex appeal just not the twitter followers

 

[.zero]

they basically compared us to a Siena.

Juve? Ronaldo to Juve? What's a Juve?

Can't wait for ESPN to die off

meh, you have the sex appeal just not the twitter followers

My be insta be fire tho

 

[Hust]

I am drunk

 

[X Æ A-12]

I am drunk

girls

 

[Hust]

girls

Teens

 

[Ronn]

Can't wait for ESPN to die off

Possibly the worst football outlet. They're even worse than Goal.com.

 

[napoleonic]

So how's the reaction from Napoli, Roma, Merda and Bilan forums to this potential transfer?

And can you imagine the amount of shit thrown to juve team bus next year when we visit these senile teams with cr7?

And how about VAR and referring too? Would they protect cr7 or brutalized him?

Just wtf is going on here

 

[Osman]

This rumour was probably started by Ronaldo's agent because Portugal got knocked out early and of course people have to talk about Ronaldo.

You should be happiest of us all
If this deal happens, Higauin would be gone sooner then you can put needles in your Gonzalo Voodoo doll, that you have cathartic release on each waking morning.

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[DAiDEViL]

God i hate that idiot.

 

[Ronn]

 

[RoiLezard]

imagine if we don't end up signing ronaldo, rest of this summer will be a little something like this:

Lol that's what I'm thinking too