BREAKING NEWS:
UEFA refereeing body has decided to join forces with Feminism Society to host workshops on self-victimising.
It has long been understood that being a UEFA referee means doing a job where you are allowed to make bad decisions consistently and get rewarded greatly. It has been a trend for referees to make controversial decisions in the biggest games, so that the refereeing body will use it as a chance to show their protection of them in the media.
Referees has finally identified a iron business model which starts off with making poor decisions in favour of rich clubs in big games.
This gives referees two advantages. First one being more popular when they visit these clubs' cities in the summer holiday. Second advantage it gives the refereeing body great publicity. They then use this publicity to air their support for their fellow referees, and victimising themselves at the same time.
Such tactics has been used by feminists for a long time, starting from the woman who wants to use a male bathroom, and ending at the woman who insists that man opens door for her to respect equality.