Summer Mercato Thread 2018 (1,435 Viewers)

[Maddy]

I know you guys are excited about this deal, but please don't bust @AndreaCristiano's balls for no reason. First because he was the first one who brought this news to Tuz so he deserves some respect for sure, and secondly because I think he brings a new dimension to the forum. We don't often see eye to eye, but please chill out a let's enjoy this beautiful moment together as Juve fans.

Shut up.

 

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[Bianconero_Aus]

Bunch of virgins. But the sauna han take care of that.

On a side note, out shopping presents with the lady, for her entire family. We're 15 min in and the accusations of being disinterested are already whizzing by my head. Cant stop refreshing.

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They just don’t understand and they never will. My missus is used to it by now and just leaves me alone. It’s perfect. But yeah, non-stop looking at my phone all day and night and won’t stop until the fucker is signed, sealed and delivered.

 

[Amer]

Juve paying 150 million for a player.

We're so getting accused of stealing, money laundering, cheating, being friends with mafia, ruining the rest of the league, leading to a boring Serie A, breaching FFP, not feeding the poor kids of Africa...

 

[Maddy]

They just don’t understand and they never will. My missus is used to it by now and just leaves me alone. It’s perfect. But yeah, non-stop looking at my phone all day and night and won’t stop until the fucker is signed, sealed and delivered.

If your girl can't accept your true love, dump her. If your girl can accept your true love, marry her.

Simple rules for a Tuzzer.

 

[Dev7]

So when they’re gonna announce?

I wanna be live ready.

If tomorrow is the day then surely today is the day where he makes announcement that he’s leaving Madrid?

 

[Hust]

They just don’t understand and they never will. My missus is used to it by now and just leaves me alone. It’s perfect. But yeah, non-stop looking at my phone all day and night and won’t stop until the fucker is signed, sealed and delivered.

lol same. I agreed that I wouldn't have my phone at the dinner table if she didn't mind me always checking in for news.

I feel like with all the married men here that's probably pretty standard across the board or was before.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

If your girl can't accept your true love, dump her. If your girl can accept your true love, marry her.

Simple rules for a Tuzzer.

True words, amico mio.

 

[Nzoric]

They just don’t understand and they never will. My missus is used to it by now and just leaves me alone. It’s perfect. But yeah, non-stop looking at my phone all day and night and won’t stop until the fucker is signed, sealed and delivered.

Its really weird. This is the best danish summer since I was born and Im just stuck refreshing

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[Dev7]

Also did you guys see the new Home jersey?

All this marketing and brand thing and then they make such a shitty shirt with the Jeep logo making it look like a Chinese replica... wtf

We’ve got the shittiest shirt out of the top guys in Europe

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

lol same. I agreed that I wouldn't have my phone at the dinner table if she didn't mind me always checking in for news.

I feel like with all the married men here that's probably pretty standard across the board or was before.

Compromise

Does your wife not get the whole Juventus obsession?

 

[Xperd]

Juve paying 150 million for a player.

We're so getting accused of stealing, money laundering, cheating, being friends with mafia, ruining the rest of the league, leading to a boring Serie A, breaching FFP, not feeding the poor kids of Africa...

A big sale is coming

#DybalaPlusvalenza

 

[JCK]

Do you like the following the planes tradition?

 

[GiocataGrande]

Juve paying 150 million for a player.

We're so getting accused of stealing, money laundering, cheating, being friends with mafia, ruining the rest of the league, leading to a boring Serie A, breaching FFP, not feeding the poor kids of Africa...

lol, yes. It will still be worth it

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Juve paying 150 million for a player.

We're so getting accused of stealing, money laundering, cheating, being friends with mafia, ruining the rest of the league, leading to a boring Serie A, breaching FFP, not feeding the poor kids of Africa...

The poor workers of FIAT are struggling to make ends meet and we out here signing the fucking GOAT. Beppe and Co making it rain.

 

[Hust]

Compromise

Does your wife not get the whole Juventus obsession?

She is starting to, actually. Believe it or not, whenever something big goes down (liek GOAT), she asks what's the reaction like "on your forum".

Married the right one.

 

[Nzoric]

lol same. I agreed that I wouldn't have my phone at the dinner table if she didn't mind me always checking in for news.

I feel like with all the married men here that's probably pretty standard across the board or was before.

the way you wrote this makes it sound like the only reason you bring your phone to dinner is because it bothers her. petty af Hust

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[Bianconero_Aus]

 

[Hust]

the way you wrote this makes it sound like the only reason you bring your phone to dinner is because it bothers her. petty af Hust

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Not so much here being bothered, its setting an example for my kids.

She knows if I want to do something I will, but if its for my kids I'll straighten the hell up quickly.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

She is starting to, actually. Believe it or not, whenever something big goes down (liek GOAT), she asks what's the reaction like "on your forum".

Married the right one.

She’s aware of Tuz

Imagine if she actually read the posts from us sick fucks

 

[Nzoric]

Not so much here being bothered, its setting an example for my kids.

She knows if I want to do something I will, but if its for my kids I'll straighten the hell up quickly.

Thats stille a few years out for me. Im cozy in the spot where nothing is signed and I own the apartment

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