Summer Mercato Thread 2018 (95 Viewers)

[zizinho]

NO FUCKING RONALDO THREADS HERE

OMG Mark, you have powers now

 

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[Klin]

back to normal:

Claudia Garcia[chick who interviewed Cancelo]: CR7 seriously considering Juve offer. There's one from ManU also but he prefers Juve.

Please be real. Please be real.

 

[IlCapitano]

Don't know if it was posted already, but Herbalife Italy have moved the site of their annual meeting from the traditional Rome venue to Turin. This happened about a week ago. Have had this confirmed by a friend who works there.

But why is this important?

 

[Hydde]

Woah the antijinx thread was dissapeared from existenc3


The forum is out of control

Be strong Mark, in your fateful hour

 

[KB824]

Don't know if it was posted already, but Herbalife Italy have moved the site of their annual meeting from the traditional Rome venue to Turin. This happened about a week ago. Have had this confirmed by a friend who works there.

Oh dear God.


https://herbalife24.com/stories/cristiano-ronaldo/

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But why is this important?

https://herbalife24.com/stories/cristiano-ronaldo/

 

[Klin]

But why is this important?

Because CR7 has a constipation problem.

 

[Tanu_Mz]

Was CR7 the name you didn't want to share with us a couple of days ago?

yes. I honestly did not believe it at the time.
Now obviously something is going on.

 

[KB824]

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[Fr3sh]

I'll send you a dick pic.

Spoiler

does it come with tits :sarcasm: @DAiDEViL

 

[Klin]

yes. I honestly did not believe it at the time.
Now obviously something is going on.

You're the best, Tanu.

 

[Mark]

Spoiler

does it come with tits :sarcasm: @DAiDEViL

small ones.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Spoiler

does it come with tits :sarcasm: @DAiDEViL

You tell me

 

[Fr3sh]

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it's happening!!!

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You tell me

will do waiting for @Mark to send

 

[tosh_rose]

No way Real let's CR go without a replacement.

Only Mbappe and Neymar could be reasonable replacements. No way PSG lets either go after just one year, especially after UEFA let them of the hook for FFP. Ergo, CR stays at Real.

Still the fact that this rumour isn't entirely ridiculous shows how far Lord Beppe has brought this club since taking over.

What if they got Dybala instead? If both Neymar and MBappe are unsellable this summer? And what if they get Kane for example? They do have the power and the money to get anyone they want, they are about to start a new cycle, and they will get what they want and need, no doubt about it. This rumor is not that far from becoming a reality, and is also a great, greeeeaaaat market(ing) opportunity for Juve, I do not like Ronaldo, but he is in fact a GOAT, and noone can take this away from him, noone can challenge him, and if he is to join Juve, there is a huuuuuuge cashflow in the clubs's direction that would follow, if the money is what some people's problem is. If it's the age, it is indeed just a number, but also, that fukcer is a fukcing machine, a 33old Ronaldo is not equal to a 33 old anyone else, he is a model, model professional athlete and his lifestyle is ridiculous, his 33 years are equal to anyone else's 28, and he would be in top, top form in his 34, 35, 36 year, wherever he plays then. So why not with us?

 

[KB824]

You're the best, Tanu.

The avatar

 

[Klin]

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[Nejc]

Ronaldo would lose his mind if he was pushing for his seventh goal of the match vs some Serie A scrubs and Allegri told him to conserve energy.

 

[s4tch]

herbalife bringing cr to torino fuck me sideways.

 

[Klin]

Ronaldo would lose his mind if he was pushing for his seventh goal of the match vs some Serie A scrubs and Allegri told him to conserve energy.

One problem at a time buddy.

 

[Fr3sh]

Ronaldo would lose his mind if he was pushing for his seventh goal of the match vs some Serie A scrubs and Allegri told him to conserve energy.