Summer Mercato Thread 2018 (95 Viewers)

[dolph]

Who would you rather date, a Miss University that can have her first serious relationship with you or some $#@! you gave chance after she got dumped by Gigachad, only to see her return to Gigachad again once you helped her get back on track?

Who ever let me drive it up her bunnyhole.

Now back to my question. Who is the better LCM Pogba or SMS?

 

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[piotrr]

#TeamSergej :flag1:



#teampogba

 

[Wittl]

Who would people on Tuz rather have SMS or Pogba? Fee and wages aside.

Pogba

Who would you rather date, a Miss University that can have her first serious relationship with you or some whore you gave chance after she got dumped by Gigachad, only to see her return to Gigachad again once you helped her get back on track?

Miss University

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Next question

 

[Bianconero81]

Did it for you.

+rep

 

[lgorTudor]

#TeamSergej :flag1:



#teampogba

#teampellegrini

 

[Post Ironic]

Mercato Wars: Tanu Fights Back

Pogba, SMS, or both?

As for you fuckers willing to sacrifice me, at least wait until my 65th birthday (only 28 years away)

I'd willingly sacrifice myself then, if it guarantees 5 CL Titles in the space of 8 years

Fr3sh, The Dirty Jew, Dai, PI, and Gordo can tell me all about it when we're chillin in the inferno of the after life.

Don't be such a basic bitch, yo.

Besides, you are damn old already, not much point in living past 40-45, especially with a worn out starfish from all that kathoey sausage. You'll be wearing diapers if you live past 45.

Now get yo'self down to a crossroads, and make your Faustian deal with Mephistopheles, and win us some CL, bro. It's only your soul.

Ps. One more thing, you better include the accidental footballer being banished from Juventus, or Disco Stu will become Captain of 5 time CL winner and all-time Juve GOAT. That Mephisto, he likes to play dirty tricks.

 

[Maddy]

Fr3sh, The Dirty Jew, Dai, PI, and Gordo can tell me all about it when we're chillin in the inferno of the after life.

Surprised you think I'm going to heaven

 

[Post Ironic]

#teampellegrini

What? Haven't you heard the latest rumours... Pellegrini is aiming way too high.

Milan Badelj coming on a free.

Beppe managed to pull off all our CM reinforcements for free. Badelj and Can, both on massive wages.

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Surprised you think I'm going to heaven

Nah. You'll be in one of the lower circles of the Inferno. Ask AC... He could probably point out your new home.

 

[Maddy]

Nah. You'll be in one of the lower circles of the Inferno. Ask AC... He could probably point out your new home.

Gotta be honest.. even God finds AC obnoxious.

 

[Bianconero81]

Surprised you think I'm going to heaven

Oh no, my friend. You are sorely mistaken. We're going to be in the 2nd level of the inferno; by the time we reach you, you'll have become burnt to a crisp, unrecognizable to us. I'm sorry to disappoint you.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Mark i dont have much to look forward too, these glimipses of the mercato are the only things that keep me going

Spoiler

 

[Post Ironic]

Gotta be honest.. even God finds AC obnoxious.

There's likely a special circle of hell for obnoxious Christians. Dante left it out for obvious reasons.

 

[Bianconero81]

Don't be such a basic bitch, yo.

Besides, you are damn old already, not much point in living past 40-45, especially with a worn out starfish from all that kathoey sausage. You'll be wearing diapers if you live past 45.

Now get yo'self down to a crossroads, and make your Faustian deal with Mephistopheles, and win us some CL, bro. It's only your soul.

Ps. One more thing, you better include the accidental footballer being banished from Juventus, or Disco Stu will become Captain of 5 time CL winner and all-time Juve GOAT. That Mephisto, he likes to play dirty tricks.

The banishment of The Accidental Footballer is a guarantee. If Lebron manages to win another title before he retires, I'll be the sacrifice. However, should he fail in his quest, you shall take my place

 

[Post Ironic]

The banishment of The Accidental Footballer is a guarantee. If Lebron manages to win another title before he retires, I'll be the sacrifice. However, should he fail in his quest, you shall take my place

I sold my soul to Lucifer long ago.

 

[bluesnake]

pjanic---->badelj
sami----->can

and we are done with midfield changes for this season

 

[Bianconero81]

Is that your idea of a nightmare scenario?

 

[Post Ironic]

@Maddy

This made me think of Pitbull, our redeemed homophobe, after his revelation that the gays aren't so bad.


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pjanic---->badelj
sami----->can

and we are done with midfield changes for this season

 

[Al Birdie]

People who would take Pogba over Savic... Actually, forget Savic, why would you take him back at all? He spit all over your faces one day and the following day you'd like him to come back and spit on you some more? What kind of bdsm is this?

 

[alexjuventino]

Spoiler

The Used

 

[Maddy]

Oh no, my friend. You are sorely mistaken. We're going to be in the 2nd level of the inferno; by the time we reach you, you'll have become burnt to a crisp, unrecognizable to us. I'm sorry to disappoint you.

Please eat my with dip. I deserve dip.