Summer mercato thread 2017-18 (80 Viewers)

[Collaguazo]

wait there's really an article on calciomercato.com about the bolivian schweiny?

Yes!

I found this one:

https://www.calcionews24.com/chumacero-juventus-the-strongest-cagliari-bologna-calciomercato

"Lo chiamamo Chumasteiger"

Chumasteiger

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Mark]

Yes!

I found this one:

https://www.calcionews24.com/chumacero-juventus-the-strongest-cagliari-bologna-calciomercato

"Lo chiamamo Chumasteiger"

Chumasteiger

he's 26 and never heard of him before yesterday.

 

[Orgut]

You are going to love this:
Juventus dive in for Fabinho (FI)
Juventus are prepared to intercept the Manchester City-Manchester United derby for Monaco midfielder Fabinho with a €30m offer.

The 23-year-old has been one of the key figures in Monaco’s success this season, reaching the Champions League semi-final – eliminated by Juve – and winning Ligue 1.

While the two Manchester clubs seem to be leading the pack when it comes to Fabinho, Calciomercato.com claim Juve were biding their time.

This ties in with the recent drop of Bianconeri interest for Olympique Lyonnais midfielder Corentin Tolisso, as it appears they were evaluating Fabinho instead.

The offer on the table will be made soon for €30m plus performance-related bonuses.

All three sides will be in the Champions League next season, as Manchester United won the Europa League last night and earned their place.

Brazilian Fabinho made 55 competitive appearances for Monaco this term, scoring 12 goals with six assists.

 

[Mark]

30m?

I read City offered 43m.

 

[s4tch]

just wanted to post it.

fabinho has been on the top of my wishlist since we met monaco 2 years ago. add schick and conti, keep our key players, and it's already a 9/10 mercato.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Chumasteiger

sign him um Beppe!

 

[X Æ A-12]

just wanted to post it.

fabinho has been on the top of my wishlist since we met monaco 2 years ago. add schick and conti, keep our key players, and it's already a 9/10 mercato.

Yea just pray none of our four starting attackers ever get tired or injured

 

[Fr3sh]

Dream mercato:

El shileeeno Alexis Sánchez

The Predator Renato Sanches

The Bolivian Schweinsteiger Alejandro Chumacero

Next season Beppe to spend 200 mil on 2 players, Black Jesus aka Il Nuevo Fenomeno and Mbappe aka Mini Henry.

 

[s4tch]

Yea just pray none of our four starting attackers ever get tired or injured

rw: cuadrado, dani alves
tq: dybala, schick
lw: mandzu, sandro
cf: piggy, mandzu, schick

even better if we get somebody like alexis

 

[X Æ A-12]

rw: cuadrado, dani alves
tq: dybala, schick
lw: mandzu, sandro
cf: piggy, mandzu, schick

even better if we get somebody like alexis

Shick ain't coming here he's staying on loan at Sampdoria next season and Sandro and Alves don't really count as they are primarily fullbacks and will be played there due to a lack of alternative ie Asamoah and Licht are cack

Really, our attackers are Mandzu, Higuain, Cuadrado, Dyabla, Pjaca (who knows how he will play after terrible injury). If we are playing 4-2-3-1 next season, we need to add at least two dedicated attackers to that (Sandro, Alves, and Pjanic don't count as they are primarily needed elsewhere). I suppose Schick could be one but all sources point to him spending another season on loan at Samp

 

[Hydde]

Shick ain't coming here he's staying on loan at Sampdoria next season and Sandro and Alves don't really count as they are primarily fullbacks and will be played there due to a lack of alternative ie Asamoah and Licht are cack

Really, our attackers are Mandzu, Higuain, Cuadrado, Dyabla, Pjaca (who knows how he will play after terrible injury). If we are playing 4-2-3-1 next season, we need to add at least two dedicated attackers to that (Sandro, Alves, and Pjanic don't count as they are primarily needed elsewhere). I suppose Schick could be one but all sources point to him spending another season on loan at Samp

I vote to say fuckk to ferrero and bring schick forcefully.

We are the bosses, not him

 

[lgorTudor]

Dream mercato:

El shileeeno Alexis Sánchez

The Predator Renato Sanches

The Bolivian Schweinsteiger Alejandro Chumacero

Are we going to be a Los Zetas chapter?

 

[LEONIDAS]

You are Brazilian and you don't know chutão golzinho? It's the equivalent of "he shoots, he scores"

Great Brazilian strikers do paradinha, gambetinha, chutão y golzinho.

What?? Who said that??
Chutão =hoofing the ball, like when a CB doesn't have talent to pass the baĺl and only hoof it with long balls.

Golzinho: is a game you play with friends in the street, you put rocks or some objects to form a small goal(no goalkeeper), stop the traffic of cars in the street and play football until the police arrives there.

 

[Fr3sh]

What?? Who said that??
Chutão =hoofing the ball, like when a CB doesn't have talent to pass the baĺl and only hoof it with long balls.

Golzinho: is a game you play with friends in the street, you put rocks or some objects to form a small goal(no goalkeeper), stop the traffic of cars in the street and play football until the police arrives there.

I wanna go to brazil just to do this in a highway 20 deep

 

[zizinho]

I wanna go to brazil just to do this in a highway 20 deep

me too

street footie

 

[Collaguazo]

What?? Who said that??
Chutão =hoofing the ball, like when a CB doesn't have talent to pass the baĺl and only hoof it with long balls.

Golzinho: is a game you play with friends in the street, you put rocks or some objects to form a small goal(no goalkeeper), stop the traffic of cars in the street and play football until the police arrives there.

One of our Brazilian residents used that expression when talking about brazilian strikers

We should organize a Tuz Chutao Golzinho and instead of putas and cocaina we celebrate with garotas and crack

 

[blondu]

30m?

I read City offered 43m.

a marotta signature move

 

[Salvo]

sign him um Beppe!

This is the worst head of all time

 

[Collaguazo]

Chumasteiger

 

[ADP.10]

rw: cuadrado, dani alves
tq: dybala, schick
lw: mandzu, sandro
cf: piggy, mandzu, schick

even better if we get somebody like alexis

None are LW xD but Alexis sanchez would be awesome