I highly doubt that. Serge and I will school you on the finer aspects of the sport, and show you the light. You will acquiesce and blaze to your heart's content in our presence, before I deceive you into taking a ladyboy home, and you encounter a "nasty surprise."
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Last time I checked, Del Piero doesn't play/work for the club anymore. Of course we should buy Italian if there is a good opportunity for a quality player, but if the choice is between an Immobile and Mbappe for example, we always go for the foreign choice.