Summer mercato thread 2017-18 (109 Viewers)

[Hist]

This season in all competitions:
Sanchez 33 games 20 goals 16 assists
Suarez 33 games 25 goals 12 assists
Messi 33 games 32 goals 12 assists
Neymar 29 games 10 goals 18 assists

You want Sanchez to be the by far most productive player in the world to be comparable to MSN?

let the season roll my friend. And dont pretend previous seasons arent an indication of the quality gap.

 

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[Post Ironic]

All of this because players don't respect Allegri

And this is while we are playing well and winning.

Once Napoli spanks us in COppa Italia in Turin. It's going toe full-scale warfare between Allegri and ItalJuve. We are so fukked. I want to cry.

 

[DAiDEViL]

lol good point.

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how is jihad

Hist calling me a terrorist again @GordoDeCentral

 

[Xperd]

Well I'm not against it. Just doubt it will happen

Yep. Hope he replaces Khedira tho

 

[Fr3sh]

And this is while we are playing well and winning.

Once Napoli spanks us in COppa Italia in Turin. It's going toe full-scale warfare between Allegri and ItalJuve. We are so fukked. I want to cry.

Is ok, I wipe your tears with used toilet paper. Then u don't cry no more.

 

[LiquidPLP]

Sanchez + Tolisso and we're good.

 

[Fr3sh]

Yep. Hope he replaces Khedira tho

I'd keep khedira, specially if we manage to get both Rakitic and Tolisso. Khedira would be at bottom of pecking order, and that's a GREAT player to have for such a role, kinda like Benatia on reserve, but not as good as Mahdi of course

 

[Post Ironic]

Is ok, I wipe your tears with used toilet paper. Then u don't cry no more.

I shit in your stash.

 

[Fr3sh]

Sanchez + Tolisso and we're good.

Rakitic and Tolisso and Danilo



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I shit in your stash.

That's not cool

 

[Post Ironic]

Rakitic and Tolisso and Danilo



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That's not cool

Don't worry, my poop gets you even higher.

 

[Fr3sh]

Don't worry, my poop gets you even higher.

Does it have the THC? Is it like opiates? Who smoked it? I need testimonials before I try. Video of you or @DAiDEViL taking bong hoot of your poop will convince me.

 

[zizinho]

let the season roll my friend. And dont pretend previous seasons arent an indication of the quality gap.

This season he plays closer to the goal, last 2 in Arsenal he played on the left of their 4231. He was mostly the guy everything went through in their attacking phase, especially when Ozil was out (which happened very often), so he carried a heavier load than the Barcelona trio.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Does it have the THC? Is it like opiates? Who smoked it? I need testimonials before I try. Video of you or @DAiDEViL taking bong hoot of your poop will convince me.

I don't smoke.

He could steep it in alcohol though. Might go well with rum.

 

[Post Ironic]

I don't smoke.

He could steep it in alcohol though. Might go well with rum.

Smoking is yuk.

 

[Luftwaffles]

Rakitic, Tolisso and a RB, this mercato can easily be a 10

Definitely true.

Although I do not have an encyclopaedic knowledge of the goings on at FC Barcelona, I gather he is a little unsettled as regards the amount of game time he has been given this season. Mainly in the form of 2nd half substitutions.

What sort of fee is realistic?

 

[zizinho]

I doubt Barcelona will sell one of the only 3 good mids they have

 

[DAiDEViL]

I doubt Barcelona will sell one of the only 3 good mids they have

Who are the other two? Arda and Iniesta? :sarcasm:

 

[Luftwaffles]

Rakitic is 29 next month.

3 good seasons.

 

[zizinho]

Who are the other two? Arda and Iniesta? :sarcasm:

Yep. Id love Arda here btw.

 

[Hist]

This season he plays closer to the goal, last 2 in Arsenal he played on the left of their 4231. He was mostly the guy everything went through in their attacking phase, especially when Ozil was out (which happened very often), so he carried a heavier load than the Barcelona trio.

He did play for Barca and largely sucked you know. Do you rate him equal higher than Higuain, Cavani, Lewa, Aguero, Costa, aubemayang, Griezman, Ibra? I see him as about as good as aguero or Costa. Definitely lower than Cavani, Higuain, Griezman, Lewandowski & Ibra.

Didnt like his mentality at Barca and at Arsenal too but he is superb for chile.