Stupidstition 2 (lives of the rich & famous) (1 Viewer)

Dj Juve

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Jul 12, 2002
ok, this is something i of since the other thread is so popular..why dont make a thread about what types of jobs famous football players would have instead of football(i.e Totti - circus clown)


positions of famous people if they were football players (i.e Stevie Wonder - hippie GK) or which player they would resemble

my list

DP - Diplomat
Bekcham - hair stylist :rolleyes:
Ronaldo - unemployed bum
Inzaghi - burglar/wanker ;)
Valderama - Clown
donato - bakery owner (donut) :lazy:
Totti - beggar
Gattuso - top 10 FBI most wanted
Savage - savage yard worker
montero - soap opera actor
camoranesi - the godfather

famous people

Carrot Top - hard man Defensive midfielder
the Big Show - hard man DM
Itchy and Scratchy - freakish striker partnership
tom & jerry - ditto
santana - classy playmaker
backstreetboys, nysnc, boybands - losers, Inter
Osama - paramatti
Tony Blair - o'neill
homer simpson - totti/trappatoni :D
antonio banderas - left back, like maldini
James Bond - DP
Holly Valance - any position, she'll still leave oppositions for dead

more to come ;)

Buy on


Senior Member
Dec 13, 2002

KEWL! :thumb:

Ronaldo, Recoba, Ronaldinho: Easter bunny's
Henry: Doing talkshows, interviewing himself...
Totti: Actor... a very bad one... Same goes for Rivaldo
Pessotto: Professor
Fowler: Dope dealer... or addict... pick one


Senior Member
Jul 17, 2002
Peruzzi - Garbage man
Torricelli - serial Killer
Di Livio - The milk man
Baiocco - a bum
Di Biagio - a hitman
Hubner - an undercover fan emplyed by Esnaider to find out what it's like being a top scorer.
Zidane - a Mirror
Zola - a circus midget
Dj Juve

Dj Juve

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2002
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    claudio lopez - one-legged superman
    kily gonzales - speedy gonzalez ;)
    treze - punk rock star, sum41 wannabe with the worst dexterity :rolleyes:
    Nedved - wig salesman


    Senior Member
    Jul 17, 2002
    Freddy Ljuneberg - McDonald's latest McChicken Sandwich sampler

    Vieira - Highbury's Spot-lightbulb changer


    Senior Member
    Dec 13, 2002
    Zambrotta: Soldier :fero:
    Henry: Marlon Wayans ;)
    Paramatti: Weird guy dancing on the streets and yelling at people
    Del Bosque: Fat-bar owner-guy from "Flying Doctors"
    Leeds players and fans: no jobs, all in prison
    Valderama: Zoo-keeper


    Prediction Game Champ 2003 & 2005
    Jan 12, 2002
    Paramatti: Gipsy
    Tudor: Butcher
    Di Vaio: Navy soldier
    Birindelli: Porn star
    Camoranesi: Farmer
    Zalayeta: Burger King 'Employee of the Month'
    Zambrotta: Hard Working Bartender
    Baiocco: Undertaker
    Buffon: Model :undecide:
    Trezeguet: Male Nurse
    DP: King :D

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