Stupidstition 2 (lives of the rich & famous) (1 Viewer)

[Dj Juve]

ok, this is something i of since the other thread is so popular..why dont make a thread about what types of jobs famous football players would have instead of football(i.e Totti - circus clown)

and

positions of famous people if they were football players (i.e Stevie Wonder - hippie GK) or which player they would resemble


my list

players
DP - Diplomat
Bekcham - hair stylist
Ronaldo - unemployed bum
Inzaghi - burglar/wanker
Valderama - Clown
donato - bakery owner (donut)
Totti - beggar
Gattuso - top 10 FBI most wanted
Savage - savage yard worker
montero - soap opera actor
camoranesi - the godfather


famous people

Carrot Top - hard man Defensive midfielder
the Big Show - hard man DM
Itchy and Scratchy - freakish striker partnership
tom & jerry - ditto
santana - classy playmaker
backstreetboys, nysnc, boybands - losers, Inter
Osama - paramatti
Tony Blair - o'neill
homer simpson - totti/trappatoni
antonio banderas - left back, like maldini
James Bond - DP
Holly Valance - any position, she'll still leave oppositions for dead

more to come

 

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[Majed]

:LOL: @ gattuso

 

[Anders]

KEWL! :thumb:

Ronaldo, Recoba, Ronaldinho: Easter bunny's
Henry: Doing talkshows, interviewing himself...
Totti: Actor... a very bad one... Same goes for Rivaldo
Pessotto: Professor
Fowler: Dope dealer... or addict... pick one

 

[Majed]

Peruzzi - Garbage man
Torricelli - serial Killer
Di Livio - The milk man
Baiocco - a bum
Di Biagio - a hitman
Hubner - an undercover fan emplyed by Esnaider to find out what it's like being a top scorer.
Zidane - a Mirror
Zola - a circus midget

 

[Dj Juve]

:LOL:

 

[Anders]

++ [ originally posted by Majed ] ++

Hubner - an undercover fan emplyed by Esnaider to find out what it's like being a top scorer.

:LOL:

Was Fonseca in on it too?

 

[Majed]

++ [ originally posted by Karlberg ] ++


:LOL:

Was Fonseca in on it too?

yeah, i guess so
hell, even Salas recently joined them

 

[Tom]

++ [ originally posted by Karlberg ] ++
Henry: Doing talkshows, interviewing himself...

:LOL:

 

[Dj Juve]

claudio lopez - one-legged superman
kily gonzales - speedy gonzalez
treze - punk rock star, sum41 wannabe with the worst dexterity
Nedved - wig salesman

 

[Majed]

Freddy Ljuneberg - McDonald's latest McChicken Sandwich sampler

Vieira - Highbury's Spot-lightbulb changer

 

[Dj Juve]

Sensi - fortune teller..

 

[Anders]

Zambrotta: Soldier :fero:
Henry: Marlon Wayans
Paramatti: Weird guy dancing on the streets and yelling at people
Del Bosque: Fat-bar owner-guy from "Flying Doctors"
Leeds players and fans: no jobs, all in prison
Valderama: Zoo-keeper

 

[Majed]

Cannavaro - a Jiglo (spelling)

 

[Dj Juve]

++ [ originally posted by Karlberg ] ++
Paramatti: Weird guy dancing on the streets and yelling at people

:LOL: :thumb:

 

[dpforever]

Paramatti: Gipsy
Tudor: Butcher
Di Vaio: Navy soldier
Birindelli: Porn star
Camoranesi: Farmer
Zalayeta: Burger King 'Employee of the Month'
Zambrotta: Hard Working Bartender
Baiocco: Undertaker
Buffon: Model :undecide:
Trezeguet: Male Nurse
DP: King

 

[Dj Juve]

++ [ originally posted by dpforever ] ++
Birindelli: Porn star

why? :LOL:

 

[Anders]

++ [ originally posted by dpforever ] ++

Zalayeta: Burger King 'Employee of the Month'

Shouldn't it be "customer of the month"?

:fat-ass:

 

[Majed]

:LOL: @ zala

 

[dpforever]

++ [ originally posted by dj juve ] ++
why? :LOL:

Dunno .. looks like one, don't you think ?

 

[Dj Juve]

and how would u know he looks like 1?