Stupid, Stupid, Stupid... (1 Viewer)

[Elnur_E65]

At least you were not in the airport saying to security people that you have a bomb in your luggage!

Remember how that English girl got arrested in Miami 2 years ago?

Now that's just PLAIN STUPID!!!!

 

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[Slagathor]

I usually get into trouble for not keeping my mouth shut. Like at work, I was helping this elderly lady who kept annoying me with humongously dumb questions for a straight 20 minutes. Finally she appeared to be done and started to walk away - so I turned, walked towards my colleagues and complained about the "annoying old **** who just made me miss my lunchbreak"

She overheard me as she had followed me to ask yet another question. My colleagues loved it, my manager didn't.

 

[JRulez]

while working at our local bingo hall, my mate asked an old lady why she hadn't been in a long while, she replied that both her husband and son had died within a few weeks of each other. He, without so much as a consoling word said 'never mind, at least you still have your bingo':doh:

He did feel awful afterwards though

 

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++ [ originally posted by JRulez ] ++
while working at our local bingo hall, my mate asked an old lady why she hadn't been in a long while, she replied that both her husband and son had died within a few weeks of each other. He, without so much as a consoling word said 'never mind, at least you still have your bingo':doh:

He did feel awful afterwards though

Ouch...

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by del_piero_1996 ] ++
well my most embarrasing moment....!

we had an awards ceremony at the end of the school year and everyone was there they got to the last award, which is given to students who were the most courteous throughout the year. they got to my class and started calling out names. one of my friends told me they had called my name so i walked down to the front. tt turned out that my name really wasn't called!!!!!, and the principal told me, in front of the whole school, that i didn't get an award. i had to walk back to my seat without one while everyone was laughing and pointing at me!! *cries*

hahahahahaahaha

 

[K10]

++ [ originally posted by K10 ] ++
stupidest things i have done


many, here's one i can share

back at home, driving to a party with some friends, there was a road block.

police comes up to my car and ask if i have anything illegal in it, i replied no but just for fun i said,

"if you search my car, the thing in the trunk wrapped in foil, don't worry about that, it's just some seasoning my grandmother made for me"


lol, of course we got searched my friends think i am crazy

i guess no one got the joke? do u know what seasoning is?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

please man, you would show more dignity if you just let it go

 

[K10]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
please man, you would show more dignity if you just let it go

looks whose talking about dignity

i guess you're right but i did think it was funny, so did the police

 

[Juve_The_Best]

++ [ originally posted by K10 ] ++
stupidest things i have done




police comes up to my car and ask if i have anything illegal in it, i replied no but just for fun i said

Police never ask you about illegal things they search you directly till they find

you think if you say no i don't have , they will release you ?

no way

:cheesy:

fck COPS

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by K10 ] ++


looks whose talking about dignity

i guess you're right but i did think it was funny, so did the police

isnt it ironic

 

[K10]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++



isnt it ironic

dont ya think

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

i do injoy irony

 

[K10]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
i do injoy irony

i was hoping u would finish off the lyrics to Alanis Morriesette - Ironic

isn't it ironic
don't ya think

 

[Max]

A little too ironic...

Yeah, well one of my highlights has to be when I was at a funeral for a friend's grandfather. For some Godforsaken reason, I felt the need to ask my friend "How's it going?" with a smirk on my face like I usually do when I approach friends. I guess it was just instinct, but regardless, I was/am an idiot.

 

[K10]

here's something stupid i am doing right now

for my speech class at university i am givign a speech on why the university sucks

 

[Desmond]

++ [ originally posted by K10 ] ++


i guess no one got the joke? do u know what seasoning is?

No idea, what is it?

 

[K10]

++ [ originally posted by Desmond ] ++

No idea, what is it?

seasoning is herbs that you use to season food. hmmm.....hard to explain.

its green stuff that makes food taste better. like chives. spices, seasoning is spices, kinda of......

usually green.

 

[baggio]

++ [ originally posted by Don Bes ] ++
please man, you would show more dignity if you just let it go

:LOL:

 

[sallyinzaghi]

I was leaning on a car. So, last week while trying to impress this guy I told this really good joke and everyone laughed happily. I laughed too hard and I hit my head on the car and everyone stopped laughing

I dont think he was impressed after that. Oh well. Shyte happens