Stupid, Stupid, Stupid... (1 Viewer)

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What were some stupid things that you've said or done that made you want to afterwards ?

I'll start:

I was going to this basketball camp, thing a few years ago, and was part of the "younger" group.. There was this kid who was being an asshole, and I usually ended up yelling at him, etc. One day, we were on a field trip, when things got real bad, and a bunch of guys had to seperate us. An instructor came over and asked what was going on.. I heatedly replied (in Arabic, of course): "This son of a ***** is all in my face.... blah blah blah.."











It turns out, that the instructor was this guy's older brother..

 

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[nedved34]

LOOL

 

[swag]

Not nearly as good, but it reminds me of a story when I was much younger. I was with my older brother in Evergreen Plaza, a shopping area on the edge of Chicago, and I was standing in line to buy a cookie at one of the stores. My brother, from behind me, goes, "Hey -- it's Cesar Romero!"

I thought my brother was doing his usual kidding around -- the kind of, "Look, there goes Elvis!" type of thing. Cesar Romero was the actor who played The Joker on the 1960s Batman TV series, and I was kind of trying to impress him that I knew that. So I turned around to him and said, "Cesar Romero? That loser? What a f*%%$ing Joker." (A good pun for a kid in grade school, mind you.)

Of course, upon turning around, who was behind me: noneother than Cesar Romero. The Joker himself.

 

[Elnur_E65]

Oh man...

I do stupid things all the time. Can't even think of the most stupid thing I've ever done.

 

[del_piero_1996]

well my most embarrasing moment....!

we had an awards ceremony at the end of the school year and everyone was there they got to the last award, which is given to students who were the most courteous throughout the year. they got to my class and started calling out names. one of my friends told me they had called my name so i walked down to the front. tt turned out that my name really wasn't called!!!!!, and the principal told me, in front of the whole school, that i didn't get an award. i had to walk back to my seat without one while everyone was laughing and pointing at me!! *cries*

 

[Espectro]

++ [ originally posted by Elnur_E65 ] ++
Oh man...

I do stupid things all the time. Can't even think of the most stupid thing I've ever done.

here let me help you... how about saying "I do stupid things all the time" in a forum full of people?

 

[Elnur_E65]

++ [ originally posted by Espectro ] ++



here let me help you... how about saying "I do stupid things all the time" in a forum full of people?

Ha ha

The truth does sound exteremely stupid sometimes

 

[K10]

stupid things? where do i start.........why is it all my stories are too extreme to tell and i always insist on it being a secret otherwise trouble......

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by del_piero_1996 ] ++
well my most embarrasing moment....!

we had an awards ceremony at the end of the school year and everyone was there they got to the last award, which is given to students who were the most courteous throughout the year. they got to my class and started calling out names. one of my friends told me they had called my name so i walked down to the front. tt turned out that my name really wasn't called!!!!!, and the principal told me, in front of the whole school, that i didn't get an award. i had to walk back to my seat without one while everyone was laughing and pointing at me!! *cries*

OMG, thats horrible

We nearly pulled that off with a classmate on the prom, but unfortunately he figured it out in the last second

 

[V]

the most stupid thing that comes to mind first was this..

there's this girl that wasn't so much of a looker but she had the most amazing firm, round, but not too big breasts. everybody loved them, and everybody knew they were a gift from god. :lick: one day my girlfriend asked me what's so special about that girl, she isn't that pretty and all the guys fall for her. and then i, the shmock reply honestly, the way she told me to reply always. well don't you see her breasts? they are so firm, so round, not too big and not too small, they're just perfect. my girl stared at me amazed and angry like never before!! only then came to mind what i just said..she wanted to rip me apart, but realy. :fero: it took me a month to convince her that her's are way better and more firm, but still she reminds me of what i said at least once a week.. the lesson is never, ever, tell a girl the truth!! tell her the truth she likes. saves you a world of trouble..girls, no matter what they say, just can't handle the truth

 

[ashwin]

urgh, its easier to ask me what are the smart things i've said. the stupidity list runs on forever.

 

[djleli]

something i can remember from yesterday. i was at my home waiting for a friend of mine to pass with his car and go out together...... when im in the farrest room fo the house from the door and i here my sis telling me something that he has arrived so naturaly i ran from one side and the other of the house i opened the door and went hurriedly out of the house closing the door behind me and i found that there was no1 and the neighbours who where out at the moment tought me crazy lol

 

[Chxta]

Vlatko takes the cake.

Mine was similar, needless to say it took me weeks to convince her that the other girl wasn't prettier. Now, I've learnt to tell her what she wants to hear, namely: You are the beautifulest girl in the whole wide world!

 

[Pete]

I was wasted and told my friends the finer details of what I did with the last girl I slept with, her brother was present; and I was so out of it, I forgot.
They tell me that it was the most hilarious situation ever and I was just totally oblivious, blabbing on and on about her refusing to go down on me and stuff..thankfully, I didn't mention her name or describe her appearance - so the brother didn't clock. I recall he also was wasted anyway...this is just the latest stupid thing I've said/done - sometimes when I'm walking my dog, I'll give myself a sly slap across the head thinking back on the absolute idiotic stuff I've put myself through.

 

[Slagathor]

LOL at these stories

 

[Tino]

LOL, nice thread!

One day, on my school I stand I talked to two older girls (they were on my school years before)!
One of them asked about my marks! I told them that all marks are good, only Math!
She asked my, which Teacher I got in Math!?
And I said "I got Mrs. Rau, do you know them? She is so fvcking unfair and stupid!"



And it turns out, that the other girl was her Daughter(from Mrs. Rau)!!:groan:



stupid, stupid, stupid...

 

[- vOnAm -]

High school at a friend's 17th birthday, as usual a girl would have a party with bands and stuff.

So I was then on stage becoming sort of the karoake band where anybody could just come up and sing a song they wanted and we would play the music.

One girl wanted to sing this song, which I have never played but heard frequently. That night in front of many people (school friends and others) I played the drums two times faster than the music's real tempo. The band just followed with me but the girl couldn't sing a line, she felt very humiliated, gave me a vicious look and went off the stage, many people were looking at me strangely.

It was only when I was on my way home and heard the song on the radio that I realized how incredibly fast I played the music.

I avoided crowds at school for the next week or two. But some still managed to remind me.

 

[djleli]

haha the last one is hilarious

 

[V]

++ [ originally posted by Chxta ] ++
Vlatko takes the cake.

Mine was similar, needless to say it took me weeks to convince her that the other girl wasn't prettier. Now, I've learnt to tell her what she wants to hear, namely: You are the beautifulest girl in the whole wide world!

haha!! i feel for you man..those kinds of things can realy exhaust a man..but with time you learn to believe in your lies.. my girl is the prettiest in the world

 

[K10]

stupidest things i have done


many, here's one i can share

back at home, driving to a party with some friends, there was a road block.

police comes up to my car and ask if i have anything illegal in it, i replied no but just for fun i said,

"if you search my car, the thing in the trunk wrapped in foil, don't worry about that, it's just some seasoning my grandmother made for me"


lol, of course we got searched my friends think i am crazy