Bro, the Faroe Islands have sold out to cod fishing and trimmed beards, plus they look at you with disdain and beady eyes.
But Louxemborg, they're like a poor man's France. The cheat but they can't even win. Hand balls and own goals. They live in they're little circle and people are like "why are you even a country" and all they can do is pout and point to Belgium. Those fuckers.