Ruud, Cristiano Ronaldo, Van Bommel, Totti, Valdes, Busquets, Ambrosini, Rio Ferdinand, Srna, Thiago Motta, Stankovic and whoever that is too annoying to watch on a pitch at the time because they are too much of dickheads. Xavi is obnoxiously arrogant, but can hardly say he is that off in being so (arrogant part, not ze obnoxious), but most importantly he is just a normal player on ze pitch, so not much reason dislike him, except occasional brainfart interviews (gone to the point some Barca fans dont want him interviewed hehe). Balotelli I allways liked hehe, he IS a retard, but not an obnoxious one, a quite funny one hehe, when he is not too destructive (basically whenever he is coached by Mancini). Plus he is exceptional player.