Wait, you, you who watch Barca against BATE on some lousy stream when at the same time two big teams play in CL and are shown on TV, you are actually calling me a Real fan?

You who celebrate every Barca win and come here to scream and complain about Kanoute disconcentrating Messi before he choked with the penalty. You are calling someone here a Real fan?
Everybody here knows you're a Barca fan and sees you as a Barca fan. You're not even trying to hide it. Nice try with City, but we know that you're a Barca fanboy who doesn't even watch Juve but would cancel his own wedding to watch Barca-Plzen and BATE-Barca.
So shut up and go to a Barca forum. You are not a Juve fan.