So my new girlfriend is a Milanista!! (1 Viewer)

[Omair]

she obviously has no taste

for having a relationship with Omair??

.. Nice one Abed !!

Act like Galliani, he knows how to treat Milan fans.

Tell her that other girls wanted to make a sex proposal to you but you didn't give them a chance to say it and you rejected them even before they said it because you want to be with her only.
Then, after not having sex for a long time, keep talking to her how you're the best in bed because you once had great sex with her months ago.
Tell her that you're the king of the sex just like Milan are the kings of this mercato.
Don't forget to say that even if you can't have an erection she won't need a new boyfriend because your tongue is versatile enough to do the job down there.

There, this will do the job.

Classic .. hehe!!


at first I thought she's a Madrid/ManUtd/LA Galaxy/Milan fan .. but turns out she's hardcore Milanista .. Fact of the matter she told me yesterday " You should thank your God you're not an inter fan otherwise I'd smack your face right away!! " .. And she also hates Madrid, Barca and ManUtd !! kudos I guess?

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

a football club is not something to base relationships upon! just let it be and cherish your time with her! cherish her! Cherish teh fact that both of u hate Inter!

 

[X Æ A-12]

They already exist:

 

[HelterSkelter]

Milan fan?Big deal.

I wont even mind going out with a Manutd fan if she's nice.

 

[Sadomin]

I like how people here pretend to be picky. All of you would screw the first and most available thing in your path.

 

[Kosta]

..but only some of us would use their decks to do that.

 

[Fred]

If she was an interisti than I would say dump her. Do whatever you feel but I think that if this is actually going to be a good relationship than you two should be able to work it out without anybody having to change their allegiances. If which football team you support is really gonna make that big a deal between you two then this probably isn't a relationship worth trying.

The thing I would worry about is that she probably has a thing for old men...

 

[ReBeL]

So what if she's a Milanista.. I am sure you like her for other reasons. The rule that only the football team she supports decides the fate of your relationship is only applicable if the team is Inter Milan. Anyway, it's good that you're dating a non Juve fan, as much as we like football ultimately it is a sport and teaches mutual respect and such. Learn and enjoy the ride

Execuse me, but riding what?

 

[Snoop]

Why my thread is closed? I need advises about my Messina fan girlfriend

 

[Dostoevsky]

I wont even mind going out with a Manutd fan if she's nice.

Yeah right.

 

[sallyinzaghi]

Execuse me, but riding what?

the .... ups .... and downs ........ of......... a ...passionate ..... relationship

 

[Snoop]

like the one in my avatar?

 

[ReBeL]

the .... ups .... and downs ........ of......... a ...passionate ..... relationship

Aha...

Pardon me for always caring about the physical action.

 

[swag]

That ain't robot sex. That's sex with some guy who likes to gorge on cheap booze and apples and has a cardboard fetish.

Get your kinky perversions straight!

 

[bianconero]

Why my thread is closed? I need advises about my Messina fan girlfriend

Worry when they get promoted, or she gets pregnant: who will the child support?

 

[cyril]

I like how people here pretend to be picky. All of you would screw the first and most available thing in your path.

WORD. Me being the first on that list. Unless it has a deck of course.

 

[Gill_juve]

Now she's a Rossonera .. and wouldn't accept a bad word to her beloved team ..

What would you do?

Laugh your ass out and break up with her even if she's the most beautiful girl you ever set your eyes on .. and she has a very decent personality ?

or just oppress your feelings and try to develop your relationship?

The third option (that is have fun together teasing each other ..) is not available

so for the long term you may not like her?

 

[Snoop]

Worry when they get promoted, or she gets pregnant: who will the child support?

The promotion is far away, I heard they are in Serie D, as for getting pregnant, that's hard, don't tell anyone, but she is virtual. :juvefan2:

 

[Il Re]

wear a juventus condom when u screw her, and when u 'score' shout out " gooooooooooooooooooool juuuuuuuuuuuuuuve!!" juve 1-0 milan haha

 

[.zero]

I like how people here pretend to be picky. All of you would screw the first and most available thing in your path.

i don't let just anyone on my deck