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Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
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#23
Pork is great, but can't have it everyday, as it is quite fatty.

On a serious note, how come Muslim's are against Pork? I'd like around a sentence or two, no essays lol
Back in the day pork went bad really fast and a lot of the time people were sick after having eaten pork. That's why there are several religions that forbid pork. The rule holds no practical meaning today, as there are fridges.

On a sidenote, Ze, you're not missing much. Pork ain't that great.
 

king Ale

Senior Member
Oct 28, 2004
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#28
Even the worst Muslim despises pork.
Who's the worst Muslim? I know some Muslims who eat pork.

Pork is great, but can't have it everyday, as it is quite fatty.

On a serious note, how come Muslim's are against Pork? I'd like around a sentence or two, no essays lol
Some of animals' meats are haram (forbidden) in Islam.

Forbidden for you are dead animal, blood, the flesh of pork, any animal slaughtered in the name other than Allah, or killed by strangling, or through a deadly blow, or by falling from a height, or killed by (the goring of) horns, or eaten by wild beasts, or the one which has been sacrificed on altars (or at a shrine)
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,342
#29
:lol: Sorry mate but that just sounded hilarious.

The fundamental reason is that it is forbidden the rest are theories/explanations on why it is forbidden. This explains is better than I can: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_don't_Muslims_eat_pork. Some will disagree but I believe one day science will provide irrefutable proof (as there already is some).
Proof? What proof? That pork isn't the best thing to eat? We already know that.
 

Ahmed

Principino
Sep 3, 2006
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#34
:lol: Sorry mate but that just sounded hilarious.

The fundamental reason is that it is forbidden the rest are theories/explanations on why it is forbidden. This explains is better than I can: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_don't_Muslims_eat_pork. Some will disagree but I believe one day science will provide irrefutable proof (as there already is some).
I've heard of cock-blocking, but pork-blocking? that is a new one
 

Alen

Ѕenior Аdmin
Apr 2, 2007
53,994
#35
Who's the worst Muslim? I know some Muslims who eat pork.
True stories:

1. In my early 20's i, together with one Bosnian friend of mine, a muslim (who drinks a lot :D ), went to Montenegro as guests of another friend of ours.
For God knows what reason, his mother prepared a meal which had pork in it. We ate it and only after we ate it the Bosnian friend asked what was it that we were eating. He felt sick when he heard that it had pork. But really sick. Wanted to throw up and went to the WC (maybe he threw up there, i don't know).
So the second day for lunch we head sea food and it was nice and all, but after we ate it my Bosnian friend tells my Montenegrin friend: "Could you ask your mother to prepare something special for lunch tomorrow, but without telling me what is it".
Yes, we had pork the third day again and there were no problems at all.


2. When i was in Macedonia one Albanian ate pork but he was told that he's eating ostrich meat. After the lunch he even complemented the cook. I don't know if he ever found out what he was eating.

I know other Bosnians who have no problem eating pork (My father told me that back in Yugoslavia, when he was in the army, most of the Bosnian muslims had no problem eating pork, but they were hidding from eachother when doing it).
In the other Muslim country where i've been more often, Turkey, i haven't seen anyone eat pork though.
 
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Snoop

Snoop

Sabet is a nasty virgin
Oct 2, 2001
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    True stories:

    1. In my early 20's i, together with one Bosnian friend of mine, a muslim (who drinks a lot :D ), went to Montenegro as guests of another friend of ours.
    For God knows what reason, his mother prepared a meal which had pork in it. We ate it and only after we ate it the Bosnian friend asked what was it that we were eating. He felt sick when he heard that it had pork. But really sick. Wanted to throw up and went to the WC (maybe he threw up there, i don't know).
    So the second day for lunch we head sea food and it was nice and all, but after we ate it my Bosnian friend tells my Montenegrin friend: "Could you ask your mother to prepare something special for lunch tomorrow, but without telling me what is it".
    Yes, we had pork the third day again and there were no problems at all.


    2. When i was in Macedonia one Albanian ate pork but he was told that he's eating ostrich meat. After the lunch he even complemented the cook. I don't know if he ever found out what he was eating.

    I know other Bosnians who have no problem eating pork (My father told me that back in Yugoslavia, when he was in the army, most of the Bosnian muslims had no problem eating pork, but they were hidding from eachother when doing it).
    In the other Muslim country where i've been more often, Turkey, i haven't seen anyone eat pork though.
    I don't understand it when Muslims drink alcohol but refuse to eat pork, aren't both banned in the religion? or pork is banned "more" (if it makes sense :D) than alcohol :D

    btw another fact, did you know it is banned to get anal sex for Muslims? even whores refuse it :p
     
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    Snoop

    Snoop

    Sabet is a nasty virgin
    Oct 2, 2001
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    I know it's not allowed but with good persuasive skills, you can get it from a Muslim girl, just like you can get it from any other girl. :D
    yeah I know, it happened with me too :D

    man we are so evil, look what we are discussing in Ramadan's thread. I can hear the insults from here.
     

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