since i'm 'back', re-intro. (1 Viewer)

[jaecole]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
Alright Nicole.

I lie, I cheat and I steal. Ive ruined my mums life since she found drugs in my bedroom, Ive been sick on my dad on purpose, Ive slept with girls, Ive taken too much of to many drugs, Ive smoked cigs out of ashtrays, Ive done naughty things in bed, Ive verbally abused cops, Ive ran from the cops, Ive said nigger to more than one black person, I generally do really hate people for simple reasons and never forgive them like I hate vinman and I cant stop hating him. I have a real fvcking problem when it comes to leaving things best unsaid. Ive seen it all, I was here first, so I dont accept others opinions. I have a smoking problem an attitude problem and I really cant stop taking cocaine. Im completely and totally fvcked right up beyond repair and I cant really do anything at all because im far too busy feeling sorry for myself.

Whatever though. I still think im pretty cool.

Gah you only think you're hardcore.

 

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[Espectro]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
Alright Nicole.

I lie, I cheat and I steal. Ive ruined my mums life since she found drugs in my bedroom, Ive been sick on my dad on purpose, Ive slept with girls, Ive taken too much of to many drugs, Ive smoked cigs out of ashtrays, Ive done naughty things in bed, Ive verbally abused cops, Ive ran from the cops, Ive said ------ to more than one black person, I generally do really hate people for simple reasons and never forgive them like I hate vinman and I cant stop hating him. I have a real fvcking problem when it comes to leaving things best unsaid. Ive seen it all, I was here first, so I dont accept others opinions. I have a smoking problem an attitude problem and I really cant stop taking cocaine. Im completely and totally fvcked right up beyond repair and I cant really do anything at all because im far too busy feeling sorry for myself.

Whatever though. I still think im pretty cool.

Jesus... is like watching a hole season of "Melrose Place"

 

[Mark]

that's a freekin' Big Brother/Real World episode.

 

[Nicole]

I didnt know we were going this far with it though, mine is rather tame, hmm.

I've never gone far enough to sleep with another girl, but pretty much everything besides that.

I hate cops as well, our house for example has been raided by cops about 7 times in my life, its not ****ing funny being woken up to find there are cops in your room :groan:

 

[jaecole]

"I cant really do anything at all because im far too busy feeling sorry for myself. "

You could sell this shit on the t-shirt

 

[ashwin]

i seem boring and normal after reading this. gosh

 

[jaecole]

Sorry Erik missed that post.

Here it is, though she actually looks terrible in this.

 

[Espectro]

jejejej Funny until today I always tougth that the girl in your avatar was Claire

 

[Slagathor]

Oohh that's your girlfriend? She looks quite British.

That's a compliment coming from me btw. I'm not American or anything remember

 

[jaecole]

So you should apologise right?

edit: that was to Espectro.

And thanks Erik

 

[Nicole]

Come on now, me and Claire have done it, everyone else's turn now.

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Nicole ] ++
Come on now, me and Claire have done it, everyone else's turn now.

Ugh shouldn't have clicked that 'read this post anyway' button.

Migraine's back and now I gotta come up with a list of my horrible life

 

[JCK]

++ [ originally posted by Nicole ] ++
Come on now, me and Claire have done it, everyone else's turn now.

I've smoked weed, hash, cocaine and still smoke weed and hash. I've slept with girls but never tried guys. The cigs from the ashtray I've done just to roll a joint at 4:00 am when I am really stoned and can't go to the night shop to buy normal cigarettes. I got paid salaries for simply doing nothing and got away with it.

That's it! Boring I guess.

 

[Nicole]

Just do it Erik.

Your migraine is back, oh i am sorry...

 

[Espectro]

++ [ originally posted by jaecole ] ++
So you should apologise right?

edit: that was to Espectro.

And thanks Erik

Naaaah... lets just say that I own you one


Just Kidding...


HEAR!! HEAR!!!

I ESPECTRO WANT TO APOLOGISE TO THE MEMBER JAECOLE TO THINK THAT HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS CLAIRE!!!


There... I said it...

Now lets move on...

 

[Slagathor]

I lie and cheat. I liked to take advantage of people. I never let anyone really get to know me. I slept with guys. I've done drugs, too much alcohol too. I smoked way too many sigarettes. I stole stuff. I have a criminal record. I attempted suicide but lived through it (sadly, I think sometimes). I hurt people by pushing them away when they thought they knew me and I felt good about it. I have a horrible relationship with most members of my family and that is entirely my doing - it left a dirty stain on their near-perfect lives that I just wanted to see stained cause I envied them. Oh, and I've been addicted to pain-killers.

Pretty mild I would say. I've seen far worse around me.

 

[Pete]

Love that image, Claire - minimal and somewhat sexy.

 

[Nicole]

The whole point is for everyone to do it as well

 

[Pete]

Who's this? Is it Claire again? hard to make out...although, if you're offering love.

 

[Zlatan]

You lot are pretty fucked up if you dont mind me saying.