Okay, this will work, trust me, but it's a little time consuming.
Okay, start up your computer, close all the porn sites, clear your cookies. After this, I want you to press, IN THIS ORDER: 9-9-5-P-E-N-I-S-5 after you do that, disable your internet so that the porn guys don't get you. Open up the FM game, open it fast too. When it pops up, if it says you can't work it like a 50 year-old woman, then pull the pin out of your 1996 version pineapple grenade and lay it on the keyboard, that's for sure to work.