Shaving sucks (16 Viewers)

[Layce Erayce]

Landing strip is much better than the fully shaved thing- at least you dont feel like like a pedofile...

And yes, portugese girls are extremely hot. Its funny though, the one portugese girl I went out with didnt want to shave either. And Im talking about legs! It was kinky at first, and I like a bit of fuzz, but I couldnt deal with it.

I guess its a cultural thing.

 

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[KB824]

Oh God, I totally forgot about the legs.

Yeah, check this out.

My ex-girl used to go to a college that required you to dress professionally, which meant that she was wearing skirts.

So, guess what she does??

She shaves her legs halfway. So, whenever I would see her at college and take her somewhere for a nooner, I would run my hands up her legs, and SHAZAM!!!!!

That was just pure laziness on her part.

 

[Layce Erayce]

God damn is this the same portugues chick?

 

[Pete]

++ [ originally posted by Ian ] ++


Alright mate, here's my solution to your problem. Get yourself a nice big-assed knife, perferrably straight edged. You can buy a sharpener at any local grocery store. Use that to shave. You might permanently disfigure yourself, but eventually you'll get it and I have to tell you, it's a hell of a lot easier than using a razor...

..*gulp*

 

[cuore]

hahahah, bro I totally look like Damiano tomasi with my beard. I even have the afro and roma jersey to boot.

 

[Bjerknes]

You have a Roma shirt and you're Milanisti? Dude, don't bring those Rossoneri colors down mate; they are already ugly enough.

 

[Nicole]

I like this guy

 

[cuore]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
You have a Roma shirt and you're Milanisti? Dude, don't bring those Rossoneri colors down mate; they are already ugly enough.

I'm a lover, not a hater, I bought the shirt for 7 pounds because it has batistuta on the back. I'm a batigol fan, not a roma fan.

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Layce Erayce ] ++
God damn is this the same portugues chick?

Yeah.

She had two things going for her.

1) She was hot as hell

2) She was a total sllut



edit- I can't believe you can't say ****

see what I mean?? **** **** ****

 

[Tom]

a bit of sneaky editing and slut appears, as if by magic

 

[BarkuZ-yes i am an ass]

++ [ originally posted by Layce Erayce ] ++


what a dumbass. why did she do it while you were sleeping?!

i'd be furious and her ass would be on the street!

I dunno,maybe cuz she tought that would be funny.....well,it wasn't and her ass went to hospital that evening.

 

[Wings]

lol@Ian's solution.
Pete did you change your screen name recently?

 

[BarkuZ-yes i am an ass]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


So, do you wanna know??

Yes...explain :devil:

 

[Pete]

++ [ originally posted by Ali ] ++
lol@Ian's solution.
Pete did you change your screen name recently?

Yeah. I'm the artist formerly known as Muscolino9.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Pete ] ++
I propose a Juventuz member invent a method for me. I demand it.
This should've been resolved years ago!

Remove the skin around your face via gasoline and a book of matches.

The extreme scarring will prevent the hair from growing back.


:thumb:

 

[swag]

Nothing a little splash of aftershave couldn't cool down.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ohh, I bet that menthol cool would make you dream of a warm summer day.....................

 

[swag]

The acidic burn of the alcohol should leave you with that fresh morning feeling all day long.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++
The acidic burn of the alcohol should leave you with that fresh morning feeling all day long.

And make your skin boil and puss for weeks to come, the best part about all of this is, it also takes off eyelashes, your hair, and your eyebrows.

I am a genious.


(PS - I hope your wife is blind, petey.)

 

[Dan]

Im still in the peach fuzz stage of shaving, so im doing ok at the moment. Its enough to get me to places where I want to be but yet good enough not to shave every day.